Thursday, November 18

Pins


Hello all fans of this blog!!!
Today when I was somewhere, I made, my very own...
PINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which some are going to be sold at my school for the price that it's worth.
Here are the choices!!!!!!

  1. xzoomz.blogspot.com=$1.00
  2. Reduce, Reuse, My Butt!=$1.00
  3. My Brother Repersents Yo Mama=$1.50
  4. Hello my name is stupid!=$1.00
  5. Sugar?=$2.00
  6. MAMA CHAN!=$2.50
  7. What the faja?=$2.00
My mommy pretty much is going to say "Take that off your blog!It's not appropiate!!!!!"
Well I wish you and me good luck!
PEACE!!

P.S. xzoomz iz not responsibl 4 bad gramer and junk peec yo!!!!!!!

P.S.S. There is only 1 of each.
If you want one and it is already gone.
Then you will get it on a piece of paper with autograph of person who made idea (not all were my ideas) funny picture for half the price!

Tuesday, November 16

OMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!
Now to what I'm going to tell you.
OMJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yesterday I sent someone an email and the person didn't write back!!!!
But someone else did!
I sent a email to Lemony Snicket!!!!!!!!!
The author of The Series Of Unfortunate Events!
He is my favorite author ever!!!!!!!!!
I've read almost all of his books!
He doesn't like to show his face so me or you will never see it!
Isn't that wonderful?!
I'm so excited I don't even care!
The only time I will be more happy then this is when Justin Bieber dies!!!!!!!!!!!
So peace out my homies!
Also the new itunes thing is that now they got The Beatles!!!!!
Peace!
P.S.This is the only picture I could get of him:(

Monday, November 15

iTunes,And The Black Eyed Peas.


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Sorry about me not writing last week.
I had no internet.
So lets get to the thing that I wanted to tell you about.
TOMORROW GO TO APPLE.COM BECAUSE THERE IS GOING TO BE SOMETHING SUPER EXCITING ON IT!!!!!!
Tomorrow!
None else!
Tomorrow 11/16/10!!!!
Now to The Black Eyed Peas part.
The Black Eyed Peas are making a new album!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Already one of their new songs is being sold!
It is called The Time (Dirty Bit)
Sold on 11/30/10!!!!!!!!!!!
Go to blackeyedpeas.com to figure out more!!!!
Awesome!!!!!!!!!
Peace out my homies!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, November 4

The Last Of The Scary Stories.


Today I'm going to make the story super short.
It was a dumb Thursday afternoon.
And there was this boy writing a blog.
The post said.
The Last Of The Scary Stories :(
The End

Wednesday, November 3

Scary Stories 3!!!!!!!!!


It was a sunny morning in Goodville.
Nothing wrong yet.
Whoops!
I said to much!
Well anyways, we start our story off with a kid named Brads a.Pitty.
Brads a.Pitty is throwing mail to every one in town.
He sings while he does it.
Then a tree named Ally in.Dumbland hears him.
She tells her trees to go kill Brads a.Pitty.
So the tree gets off the toilet (Yes its on the toilet. Where do you think it is? A garden? Where are you? 1700 century?)and went to kill Brads a.Pitty.
The tree marches into his house, and walks up to him.
This story actually has a happy ending!
Then the tree kills Brads a.Pitty!!!
Not a happy ending right?
Then the tree goes home and kills Ally in.Dumbland!
A happy ending!
THE END!!!

Tuesday, November 2

Scary Stories 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


It was Halloween night.
Jackie Chan and his mama were going trick or treating.
Then Jackie saw a HAUNTED HOUSE!!!!
"Oh mama! I want to go in here!"
Jackie said.
His mama nodded and they walked over.
When they got there the woman standing out the door said...
"20$ per person or let your youngling go alone."
Mama Chan pushed Jackie inside.
The door slammed against the wall.
Jackie tried to open the door but it was locked.
In front of him were three doors.
Left, middle, and right.
Jackie put his hand on the left doors knob.
He turned the knob.
Opened the door and...












MCDONALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, November 1

Scary Stories!!!!!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
Since I didn't celebrate Halloween last week I'm going to celebrate it this week!!!
Every day is going to be a scary story.
Starting now!!!!!

It was a dark and stormy night.
The phone was ringing.
I picked it up.
I am the Viper, I'm in your country!
The person said.
I told nobody.
The next night the phone rang.
I am the Viper I'm in your state!
Said the person on the other line.
This time I told my family.
Then the phone rang again!
I am the Viper I'm in your town!
We all started to pack like crazy men!
Every body was finished but my brother had to find one more thing.
Than the phone rang!
I am the Viper I'm on your block!!
We were about to leave when the door slammed open!!
A scary, badly, cheap man stood there.
I am the Viper!
And I am here to vipe your vindows!!!!!


So there is MONDAY nights scary story.
I hoped that you liked it!



MWU HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!