Monday, May 9

Bye Bye, New School Yard


Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans.
See I thought of smart stuff during the break!!!
From now on instead of hello all fans of this blog, it will be hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!
Anyway...
On Saturday night some group of teenagers set fire to our school yard.
Our new school yard!!
Then some lady came to our room and told us about the future and what was going to happen.
What's going to happen is that they're going to try to find the group that did it.
Also we're going to going to get a new school yard.
And also they spray painted the door.
Well that's it!
Come back tomorrow for some more information, stories, and AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 5

I Lied!


Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!
I said in my post from yesterday, that I would start publishing today.
I LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I actually meant next week!
I LIED!!!!!
And I will be starting a NEW segment called CAVE MAN TALK!!
They will be interviewing posts but written and said as a cave man!
Goodnight John Boy, goodnight PoppySeed, good night PINCHE GATO!
PEOPLE OUT!!!

Wednesday, May 4

HI!


HI!
I'm starting tomorrow!
JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!

A LOOK TO THE FUTURE!!!:
  • ELA TESTS
  • BIEBER STORIES
  • SOCCER!!!!!!
  • KICK BUTTS DAY
  • BLOCK PARTY
  • PHILADELPHIA!!
  • MAXIMUM
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE ONLY ON...

XZOOMZ!!!!!

Tuesday, March 8

Morroco Day #3

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!

I’m sorry for not posting in a while…

But I just wasn’t in the groove.

But today that changes!

(Maybe.)

So let’s get the story on!!

One day 3 in Morocco I’m just going to cut to the most awesome part!!!!!

At the end of the day went camel riding.

It was so awesome!!!!!!!!

I bet Justin Bieber has never done that!!!

So when I got there I was so afraid!!!

Especially going up and down on the camel!

And don’t blame for wearing those wacky glasses!

The sand was blowing in my eyes and it was terrible!

When I got up on the camel it wasn’t that bad!

Actually the whole ride wasn’t bad.

And if you seen a movie with a camel smashing a wall or going super fast, it’s fake!

Camels are like the most laziest things I’ve ever ridden!!

They won’t even run!!!

Well that’s my story!!

Peace!!

Tuesday, March 1

The Soccer Games To End All Soccer Games!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Right now I’m writing this in heaven!

But that’s not what I’m writing about!!

I’m talking about the soccer game to end all soccer games!!

Well at least for me!

I was against on e of my best friends!

It would be an epic game!

We were as good as them!

There would be some pain, some tears and some lost MONEY!!!!!!!

Yes we made a bet.

Loser gives winner a DOLLA!!!!

I wanted that DOLLA!

When the game started I was put on defense.

I blocked shots and helped my team.

And the end of the first quarter we were winning 1-0

When I saw my positions for the rest of the game I freaked out!

I was my team’s best striker and I was only up front for one quarter!

So then the second quarter came and I was goalie.

And I’m terrible at goalie under pressure!

In that quarter nothing happened.

No goals no nothing.

Then the next quarter came and whew!

It was so BORING!

I sat out so of course it was boring.

But for the people on the field…

Eh!

Still boring.

Then the last quarter came.

And the first thing that happened was…

They got a goal.

But it didn’t count because the reff hadn’t blown the whistle.

So we started again and guess what!?

We got another goal!!!

So we were winning 2-0 until the bad part comes and the score a goal.

So now the game was intense.

We were still winning 2-1 but those other guys got there game up!

So we were doo daa here and doo daa there.

But nothing happened.

Until…

I scored a goal!!!!!

The end of the game had been called and we won 3-1.

Oh yeah I get the DOLLA!!!

Well turns out my friend felt sad and I didn’t take the DOLLA!!!

THE END

Monday, February 28

The Amazing World Of Gumball!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

One day my mom brought home this new show on Cartoonnetwork that comes out in May!

It was amazing because we were the first kids to see it in NEW YORK!!!!

It was called Gumball!!

It may sound really bad but it’s the best show Cartoonnetwork has come up with yet!

It’s about a blue cat and his sidekick Darwin who was his goldfish who sprouted legs and joined the family.

There family is Gumball, Darwin, Anais (Their Sister), Richard (Their Dad), and Nicole (Their Mom.)

Their last name is the Watterson’s.

The school bully is a girl Tyrannosaurus Rex named Tina.

Gumballs principal’s name is Mr. BlackWoods.

He has a lot of silly looking classmates. (Kind of like Justin Bieber!)

He has a piece of toast, a peanut with horns, a cactus, a boombox, a banana, and so many more!!!

One episode is where Tina steals Anais’ stuffed animal.

Then Gumball and Darwin have to get it back.

It’s called THE QUEST.

Some others' are called THE DVD, THE CURSE, and THE END

Watch this show!

It’s super funny and you’ll love it!!!!!

It premieres on CartoonNetwork on May 9th, 2011!!

See ya!

Tuesday, February 1

Wow What A Movie!!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Here's a story I got from the old west.

It was a Saturday and Me, My Babysitter, and My Brother went to go see a movie.
When we got there my brother got really scared in the first 15 minutes.
So then the babysitter made us leave.
We had spent 42$ so we tried to get a refund.
The lady down stairs told us to get our tickets back from all the way upstairs.
When we went back to the movie theater we couldn't find the tickets.
So this nice man behind us gave us his.
We went all the way back down stairs and gave the lady the tickets.
Then she said okay let me see your credit card.
My babysitter didn't bring a credit card.
So before the lady could say anything to us we ran off back home leaving her there wondering.
It was a big night for us.

THE END