ELA

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!!!!

Before I start off this post about ELA'S, I want to talk about The Amazing World of Gumball!!!

I am not here to give more information, (that will be another day!!) but I am here talk about why only that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I have plenty of more posts that are equally interesting!!!

Anyhow, lets talk about ELA'S...

I have been getting all of them tests this month and it's so annoying!!!

I've already finished the ELA and the Math tests, but, you know they were super annoying and I still have the Science Test!!!

Tests are so annoying!!!

(Although I'm one of the smartest kids in my class!)

Don't call me a nerd or I will whip you!
Anyhow I think I got a decent score, I guess...
Well it's time to eat dinner!

PEOPLE OUT!!!

I'm Tired...

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!

I don't like cheese!

I LOVE chubby cheeks!

My friends call me Chubby Vampire.

If I was a vampire I would suck blubber!

One of my catch phrases is " When I stick my teeth into someone's neck, I like how the blubber gushes around my teeth!"

It's nasty but I don't care!!!

I AM PEOPLE!!!!!!

ENJOY.

Bye Bye, New School Yard

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans.

See I thought of smart stuff during the break!!!

From now on instead of hello all fans of this blog, it will be hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!

Anyway...

On Saturday night some group of teenagers set fire to our school yard.

Our new school yard!!

Then some lady came to our room and told us about the future and what was going to happen.

What's going to happen is that they're going to try to find the group that did it.

Also we're going to going to get a new school yard.

And also they spray painted the door.

Well that's it!

Come back tomorrow for some more information, stories, and AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Lied!

Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!
I said in my post from yesterday, that I would start publishing today.
I LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I actually meant next week!
I LIED!!!!!
And I will be starting a NEW segment called CAVE MAN TALK!!
They will be interviewing posts but written and said as a cave man!
Goodnight John Boy, goodnight PoppySeed, good night PINCHE GATO!
PEOPLE OUT!!!

HI!

HI!

I'm starting tomorrow!

JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!

A LOOK TO THE FUTURE!!!:

• ELA TESTS
• BIEBER STORIES
• SOCCER!!!!!!
• KICK BUTTS DAY
• BLOCK PARTY
• PHILADELPHIA!!
• MAXIMUM

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE ONLY ON...

XZOOMZ!!!!!

Morroco Day #3

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!

I’m sorry for not posting in a while…

But I just wasn’t in the groove.

But today that changes!

(Maybe.)

So let’s get the story on!!

One day 3 in Morocco I’m just going to cut to the most awesome part!!!!!

At the end of the day went camel riding.

It was so awesome!!!!!!!!

I bet Justin Bieber has never done that!!!

So when I got there I was so afraid!!!

Especially going up and down on the camel!

And don’t blame for wearing those wacky glasses!

The sand was blowing in my eyes and it was terrible!

When I got up on the camel it wasn’t that bad!

Actually the whole ride wasn’t bad.

And if you seen a movie with a camel smashing a wall or going super fast, it’s fake!

Camels are like the most laziest things I’ve ever ridden!!

They won’t even run!!!

Well that’s my story!!

Peace!!

The Soccer Games To End All Soccer Games!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Right now I’m writing this in heaven!

But that’s not what I’m writing about!!

I’m talking about the soccer game to end all soccer games!!

Well at least for me!

I was against on e of my best friends!

It would be an epic game!

We were as good as them!

There would be some pain, some tears and some lost MONEY!!!!!!!

Yes we made a bet.

Loser gives winner a DOLLA!!!!

I wanted that DOLLA!

When the game started I was put on defense.

I blocked shots and helped my team.

And the end of the first quarter we were winning 1-0

When I saw my positions for the rest of the game I freaked out!

I was my team’s best striker and I was only up front for one quarter!

So then the second quarter came and I was goalie.

And I’m terrible at goalie under pressure!

In that quarter nothing happened.

No goals no nothing.

Then the next quarter came and whew!

It was so BORING!

I sat out so of course it was boring.

But for the people on the field…

Eh!

Still boring.

Then the last quarter came.

And the first thing that happened was…

They got a goal.

But it didn’t count because the reff hadn’t blown the whistle.

So we started again and guess what!?

We got another goal!!!

So we were winning 2-0 until the bad part comes and the score a goal.

So now the game was intense.

We were still winning 2-1 but those other guys got there game up!

So we were doo daa here and doo daa there.

But nothing happened.

Until…

I scored a goal!!!!!

The end of the game had been called and we won 3-1.

Oh yeah I get the DOLLA!!!

Well turns out my friend felt sad and I didn’t take the DOLLA!!!

THE END