Monday, December 19
CHRISTMAS!!!!
Well you know what time it is!
The Week Of Christmas!!!
But first our specials!!!
Song: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Movie: "Elf"
Show: "Spongebob"
So, Where's your spirit!!!??!?!?!?!?!
I know that only 1 or 2 people are looking at this blog now but my present to you is that I will post like I'm posting to the whole world!!!
Like I'm Steve Jobs just more handsome!!
Man I love Christmas!
Waking up in the morning having that special Christmas Gringerbread Man!!
Then jumping on your parents like wild bears and screaming " It's Christmas! It's Christmas!"
Then you go back to the living room and open your presents!
Then you go to your aunt's house and do secret santas!
But probally my favorite part about Christmas is the music!!!!!!!!
But also the worst part is in the beginning where you're wondering what you're going to get!
It stinks the anticipation!!!!
But it's all worth it when you see what you got!
Ohh!
I have that Xbox in my grasp!!!
Yeah that's right!
I want an Xbox for Christmas!
Deal with it!
Anyways, bye!
Tuesday, December 13
Drip Drop! Drip Drop!
I want to make this fast so starting off the post our holiday Christmas specials!!!
The special song is "Do you hear what I hear?"
The movie is "The Polar Express"
And the special show is "That 70's show"
Anyways, my bathroom in my school smells really bad so they tried to fix the pipe.
So when me and the boys in my grade had to go to the bathroom we would have to go to the floor below us.
Anyways, my friend was down there and at the same time there was a kid from 3rd grade too.
But this kid was standing right below of where they were fixing the pipe.
Then out of the unordinary, a drop of pee went splat! On the kids head.
It was revolting!!!
THE END
Monday, December 12
Why?
"Hi me!!!"
"Not me people!"
"You people!"
"Ohhhhhh!!! Duh!"
Anyways many people have been wondering, Why?
Why did I come back?
Why did you miss Thursday's post?
Why are you so handsome?
Today I'm going to be answering those three questions!!
But first...
CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!!!!!
The song is "Feliz Navidad!"
The movie is "Gotta Catch That Santa Claus!"
And the special show is " The Office"
Now with the post!
WHY DID YOU MISS THURSDAYS POST?
Well, I wasn't going to but then I realized that today was the last day that the new twilight movie was showing in my theatre, and I was like OMJ!!!!!
So we went to see the movie and didn't come back until really late.
WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO XZOOMZ?
The real question is why didn't I come back to Xzoomz!
I love Xzoomz!!!
It's not like I'm being paid or anything!!!
WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME?
Can't-answer-question!
To-Handsome!
Wednesday, December 7
Bieber Story
The song of the day is... "Rockin around the Christmas Tree"
The movie of the day is... "A Christmas Carol"
The episode special of the day is "Malcom In The Middle: Christmas Trees"
Now the story!!!!!
I was hired by the New York Government to put up all the Christmas lights on the street.
They said I had to do it in the middle of the night so when people wake up the people are like "Whaat???!!!!"
I said that doing it in the middle of the night was very dangerous, but they just replied with a "Don't be SPOILED!!!!"
Yeah, I think they're idiots too.
Anyways now it's 4 in the morning and I'm crazy tired!
I had 10 poles to do but now it was as dark as black!
I was tying one end of the lights to a pole on the right of the road.
I was struggling with this one because it was dark and I was tired.
Then I smacked myself in the face and remembered that I had a flashlight in my pocket.
I took it out but at the same time kicking the ladder so it smashed to the floor.
"They have all the money in America and you'd expect them to get a better ladder. What idiots!"
I mumbled to myself.
I knew what I had to do but my hands were getting sweaty.
I had to get to one of the poles and untie one of the ropes.
And I thought I was doing good when I finally tied that end of the lights.
But getting to one side was easy because I was already at one side.
I started to untie but the actual lights were cutting my hands at the same time.
When I finally untied it the lights flew down.
Now you think I would smack my head on the pole on the other side of the street.
But right before I was about to hit it I jumped off and landed safely on the ground.
My face during the whole time didn't have a pinch of scare or excitement.
It rather had a face of "My life sucks" sort of thing.
Anyway in my head I thought
"6 times in 2 hours, new record!"
And I walked off into the dark.
THE END
Tuesday, December 6
I"M BACK BABY!!!!!!
Wednesday, May 25
Squirrels+Window+School=Bad!!
Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!!!
Wednesday, May 18
Bieber Stories
Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!
Well this is my first Bieber Story in a very long time so lets get going!
(P.S. I haven't wrote this down or anything so I'm just making it up as I go!)
THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT EVEN THOUGH I'LL NEVER GO TO ONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE UNLESS I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHEN I GROW UP AND SHE'LL FORCE ME TO GO BUT I'LL THINK JUSTIN BIEBER WILL BE TO OLD TO SING THEN SO I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GO TO ONE OR MAYBE I'LL GET PUNISHED OR GROUNDED OR MY MOM WILL FORCE ME TO GO TO ONE ANYWAY LETS START THE STORY BECAUSE I BET YOU AND I ARE BOTH GETTING BORED.
Once upon a time a handsome young boy named People went to this Justin Bieber concert for no reason.
Anyhow here's how it went!
First out came Justin Bieber!!!!
Who first sang "I Fart, You Die"
Then he introduced a guest who's name was Will-i-die?
Of course the answer was "Yes"
So instead ADELE came out.
But next Cee-lo (The Lady Killer) came out and sadly yes sadly another star died.
R.I.P. ADELE!
Security came out and then bye bye Cee-lo!!
And yet only Justin Bieber stood alive on stage.
NA!
Not true!
Justin Bieber died 3 months ago.
THE END!!!!!
Tuesday, May 17
Cave Man Talk: My Cat (Savannah)
(Welcome to my first annual... CAVE MAN TALK!!!!!
Monday, May 16
ELA
Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!!!!
Anyhow I think I got a decent score, I guess...
Well it's time to eat dinner!
PEOPLE OUT!!!
Wednesday, May 11
I'm Tired...
Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!
Monday, May 9
Bye Bye, New School Yard
Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans.
Thursday, May 5
I Lied!
Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!
I said in my post from yesterday, that I would start publishing today.
I LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I actually meant next week!
I LIED!!!!!
And I will be starting a NEW segment called CAVE MAN TALK!!
They will be interviewing posts but written and said as a cave man!
Goodnight John Boy, goodnight PoppySeed, good night PINCHE GATO!
PEOPLE OUT!!!
Wednesday, May 4
HI!
Tuesday, March 8
Morroco Day #3
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
I’m sorry for not posting in a while…
But I just wasn’t in the groove.
But today that changes!
(Maybe.)
So let’s get the story on!!
One day 3 in Morocco I’m just going to cut to the most awesome part!!!!!
At the end of the day went camel riding.
It was so awesome!!!!!!!!
I bet Justin Bieber has never done that!!!
So when I got there I was so afraid!!!
Especially going up and down on the camel!
And don’t blame for wearing those wacky glasses!
The sand was blowing in my eyes and it was terrible!
When I got up on the camel it wasn’t that bad!
Actually the whole ride wasn’t bad.
And if you seen a movie with a camel smashing a wall or going super fast, it’s fake!
Camels are like the most laziest things I’ve ever ridden!!
They won’t even run!!!
Well that’s my story!!
Peace!!
Tuesday, March 1
The Soccer Games To End All Soccer Games!!!!
Hello all fans of this blog!!!
Right now I’m writing this in heaven!
But that’s not what I’m writing about!!
I’m talking about the soccer game to end all soccer games!!
Well at least for me!
I was against on e of my best friends!
It would be an epic game!
We were as good as them!
There would be some pain, some tears and some lost MONEY!!!!!!!
Yes we made a bet.
Loser gives winner a DOLLA!!!!
I wanted that DOLLA!
When the game started I was put on defense.
I blocked shots and helped my team.
And the end of the first quarter we were winning 1-0
When I saw my positions for the rest of the game I freaked out!
I was my team’s best striker and I was only up front for one quarter!
So then the second quarter came and I was goalie.
And I’m terrible at goalie under pressure!
In that quarter nothing happened.
No goals no nothing.
Then the next quarter came and whew!
It was so BORING!
I sat out so of course it was boring.
But for the people on the field…
Eh!
Still boring.
Then the last quarter came.
And the first thing that happened was…
They got a goal.
But it didn’t count because the reff hadn’t blown the whistle.
So we started again and guess what!?
We got another goal!!!
So we were winning 2-0 until the bad part comes and the score a goal.
So now the game was intense.
We were still winning 2-1 but those other guys got there game up!
So we were doo daa here and doo daa there.
But nothing happened.
Until…
I scored a goal!!!!!
The end of the game had been called and we won 3-1.
Oh yeah I get the DOLLA!!!
Well turns out my friend felt sad and I didn’t take the DOLLA!!!
THE END
Monday, February 28
The Amazing World Of Gumball!!!!
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
One day my mom brought home this new show on Cartoonnetwork that comes out in May!
It was amazing because we were the first kids to see it in NEW YORK!!!!
It was called Gumball!!
It may sound really bad but it’s the best show Cartoonnetwork has come up with yet!
It’s about a blue cat and his sidekick Darwin who was his goldfish who sprouted legs and joined the family.
There family is Gumball, Darwin, Anais (Their Sister), Richard (Their Dad), and Nicole (Their Mom.)
Their last name is the Watterson’s.
The school bully is a girl Tyrannosaurus Rex named Tina.
Gumballs principal’s name is Mr. BlackWoods.
He has a lot of silly looking classmates. (Kind of like Justin Bieber!)
He has a piece of toast, a peanut with horns, a cactus, a boombox, a banana, and so many more!!!
One episode is where Tina steals Anais’ stuffed animal.
Then Gumball and Darwin have to get it back.
It’s called THE QUEST.
Some others' are called THE DVD, THE CURSE, and THE END
Watch this show!
It’s super funny and you’ll love it!!!!!
It premieres on CartoonNetwork on May 9th, 2011!!
See ya!
Tuesday, February 1
Wow What A Movie!!!!!
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Wednesday, January 26
Saxophone Again!!!!!!
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Monday, January 24
No One
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!!!
Thursday, January 20
Crisis In School: World Saving Ladies
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Well I'm sorry we had to cancel our No One Day but this you will LOVE.
Sorry girls in my class!
But this will get me lots of hits!!!
Well, well, well.
In school there are these girls who are raising money to get cats and dogs for kids with cancer.
Which I think is messed up because I can't sell pins for 25cent, but they can get a whole lot more money then that for free?!
God, why did you make school something real????
So where was I?
Oh yes!!!
So these girls seem so sweet and nice.
WRONG!
These girls are making other girls cry.
They won't let these other girls in because they don't want them in.
So they make excuses like "Sorry! There's already too many people!"
But then another girl they like asks and they say "Sure!! There's a spot for everybody!!!"
You know we might be young but were not stupid.
Well then the girl runs away and starts to cry.
But she doesn't have the guts to tell the teacher.
Then when it's lunch time this one teacher calls them over to sit and talk at a private table.
Wow they were going far with this!!!!!!!!!
Everybody tries to sneak and hear what their saying but this one girl pushes them away.
Then this girl starts crying because looking at them makes her fell bad.
NOW WHAT KIND STUPID SINISTER PLAN IS THAT!!!!!???????
THAT PLAN IS SO MEAN, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE WRITTEN BY PEREZ HILTON!!!!
Now on the other hand I wanted to get down to the bottom of this.
So I go talk to some people.
Someone said their lying and keeping the money for them self.
Another person said the teacher was getting on their side.
And another one said that Justin Bieber lives in a retirement home.
Then I over here some girls trash talking about it.
So I go over to them.
They tell me the whole story I just told you and say that it's pay back time.
They know I get huge hits on this blog (xzoomz) so they want me to post it on my blog.
Then they want me to link it to them.
So they give me their emails.
Then I look all around the lunch room to find paper and a pen.
Then a teacher (The Cop) says if I move again I'll get big trouble for my class.
And right at that moment my teacher shows up.
I 'm ready to get in line when then the girls who told me the story come up.
They say to actually not do the revenge and to not post it on my blog which you see I'm doing.
See I told ya!
No girl, has guts!
I don't listen to them and instead I rise the payback to maximum level.
(But they don't know that yet.)
Then there was a commotion with my teacher.
She said that they will speak later.
At the end of the day my teacher talked to the class.
"Okay I've heard there has been a problem with this cancer thing. But they won't let other boys a-" "NONE OF THE BOYS CARE!!!" Some boy yelled. She ignores him and continues. "But they won't let other girls join because there are already too many other girls who have joined. But that doesn't mean you can't start your own little club!"
Really Ms. Certner?
Really?
Well then school's out and the journey stops.
THE END
If there is any other troubles about this crisis I will write them down for you.
Only at xzoomz.blogspot.com!!!!!!!!
P.S. Ms. Certner I really didn't mean it as much said it was, so see you tomorrow!!!
Wednesday, January 19
Nowhere...
Hello all fans of this blog.
Tuesday, January 18
Nothing, Nowhere, No One Day
Well today I wanted to make a special day for everyone!!!!!
Today in X ZooMz history is...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, NO ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the day where we talk about...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, AND NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
So rock on!!!!!!!
P.S. It will continue for the rest of the week.
Like today is nothing day, tomorrow is nowhere day, and you get the rest!!!
Nothing...
Hello all fans of this blog.
What's so good about today?
NOTHING!!!!!!
Uhhh, nothing...
Nothing's good!!!
It was the worst school day of the week!!!!!!!
(Actually it was the first day of the week.)
And, WE STARTED SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they still haven't canceled Justin Bieber's movie!!!!
And I got this idea of a post by writing a word and then thinking of a story that fits its name!!!!!!!
What a terrible day!!
AW POO!!!!
Wednesday, January 12
Macarena (ROBOT STYLE)
Tuesday, January 11
3 Bad Things 3 Awesome Things!!
Monday, January 10
12 Movies Of Christmas.
On the 1st day of Christmas Buzz gave to me, a toy story 3 CD!!!!! (Toy Story 3)
Morocco Day # 2
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Thursday, January 6
History Of Patrick Star
Pins and Hard Feelings.
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
Monday, January 3
Jetlag.
Hello all- yawn- fans of this-yawn-blog.
Sunday, January 2
Morocco Day # 1
Hello all fans of this blog!!!
Saturday, January 1
Old Years Dreams, New Years Hopes
Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
Well you should know that it is no longer 2010 but it is 2011!!!
We all loved 2010 except for dumb people but beside that we all loved it!!!!
Now I have a fun thing you could all do and I´m hope you like my idea!
Inside the comment box I want you to write what was your favorite day of 2010 and your hope for 2011!!!
Now trust me this will be fun and you will all enjoy it.
I wish you all a happy New Year!!
Good night!!!