Movie Review: A Thousand Words

There, now I just have 990 words until I die.

Rating: PG-13
Time: 91 min

A thousand words got terrible ratings!
Ratings so bad it went through the roof!
Critics didn't like it, people didn't like it.
I feel like I'm the only one who liked it.
The movie is dumb.
It's an Eddie Murphy movie definetly!
It kind of is the same thing as every other Eddie Murphy movies
And in those movies he screams constantly.
So I don't know how they made him be quiet in this movie.
Probably a stunt double?
Anyways the reason I liked this movie was because the jokes and the whole story is unique.
His assistant who pretends he's from the guetto all the time is funny but annoying.
But I do have to admit the writing was terrible and the ending was probably one of the worst endings ever!!
But e acting was good and it was funny so props to you on that!
And so my rating is...


6.0


Anyways the next movie is a movie based on a trilogy that I just didn't like!
I read the book and I saw the movie, both terrible!
But I did like the movie more because the ending wasn't as bad as the book where it was just TERRIBLE!!
So good bye and may the odds be in your favor!

Movie Review: The Artist

The Artist was a silent film.
So you prayed you didn't sit next to some one who's loud.
I did.
I'm unlucky.

Rating: PG-13
Time: 100 min

The Artist was a TREMENDOUS movie that was spectacular in all ways.
It is a black and white film which makes it even better!
The story was amazing with all these twists and turns.
The actors were amazing!
My personal favorite was Uggie (The dog.)
That dog was so good in the movie with all his tricks.
It was funny and silent at the same time!
Tremendous movie you should go see it!
Not a waste of money or time!
All would love this except if you're sitting next to a loud person.
So my score would be,


9.0


Anyways the next movie got terrible ratings and I feel like I'm the only one who liked it.
BYE!

Movie Review: Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol

Mission Impossible was kick butt!
It was so awesome how he ran up the side of the building!
The movie was totally entertaining and super awesome!

Rating: PG-13
Time: 133 min

The whole story was mixed up and the plot was confusing.
It was a movie where you only think about the action.
The movie was okay.
Not the best.
So my grade for the movie is

5.5

The next movie is a silent movie.
That pretty much gives it all away.

Movie Review: The Lorax

The Lorax...

Rating: PG
Time: 86 min

The Lorax was a Dr. Suess movie.
It was a cartoon.
It was a Lorax movie.
The Lorax was a lot of things...
A LOT.
If you are a tiny little baby kid who knows nothing and just goes to a movie to go to it, you'll think this is entertaining.
But everybody older and smarter then then that would know that this movie STINKS!!!
The way they tell the movie was terrible and actually the whole plot of the movie stunk.
There's two stories both stink.
One is the story about the Onceler.
And the is about the pretty boy that claims he's not on the other side.
(Wink-wink)
The movie's terrible and Zac Efron is terrible.
This is probably the worst movie I have ever seen.
It is nothing like the book.
The books good.
It stinks.
I recommend this movie to any kid that wants to buy these tickets to really sneek into 21 Jump Street.
It stinks.
Don't see this movie.
And my score is...

1.5


Anyways tomorrows movie is the 4th of it's own and it kicks B-U-T-T!!!!
see ya!

Movie Review: 21 Jump Street

Hello persons.
In this time of my life I'm really into movies, so I will be doing a lot of movie reviews.
Let's get started with 21 Jump Street

Rating: R
Time: 109 min

21 Jump Street is super funny with action mixed in.
It is disgusting in some parts but the rest is funny.
In the end there is action which makes the movie even better!
Jonah Hill was okay, he didn't seem so realistic in some parts but the relationship between him and his partner is awesome.
Channing Tantum did a great job on the movie and was funny also.
Jonah Hill plays the part he is meant be!
The plot is pretty dumb but they make hilarious.
There is unexpected twists everywhere and surprises at every door.
Especially the door to the parents bedroom!
It is an action comedy mystery with to great actors.
The movie relates to the original show with Johnny Depp.
I recommend this movie to all Jonah Hill lovers and all party comedy lovers.
This movie is totally Hollywood so if you hate those loud Hollywood movies do not see this.
I recommend this to 14 year olds and up.
And If I had to give this a rating from 1-10 10 being the best 1 the worst its score would be...

8.O

Thank you for reading and tomorrow's movie starts with an L and Betty White is in it.
Till next time!

People's Top 10 Movies

Hello persons!
Let's get right to it!

PEOPLES TOP 10 MOVIES!!!!!

• The Pink Panther 2
  
• 21 Jump Street
  
• Salt
• In Time
• Harry Potter 4
• Gremlins
• Real Steel
  
• Indiana Jones And The Last Crusade
  
• The Artist
  

1. ATTACK THE BLOCK

P.S. Results may vary

Paris: Day 7

hello persons.
today nothing happened.
we went to the airport and flew back to the states.
anyways bye.
this is the last paris post.
bye. :-(