The Amazing World Of Gumball!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

One day my mom brought home this new show on Cartoonnetwork that comes out in May!

It was amazing because we were the first kids to see it in NEW YORK!!!!

It was called Gumball!!

It may sound really bad but it’s the best show Cartoonnetwork has come up with yet!

It’s about a blue cat and his sidekick Darwin who was his goldfish who sprouted legs and joined the family.

There family is Gumball, Darwin, Anais (Their Sister), Richard (Their Dad), and Nicole (Their Mom.)

Their last name is the Watterson’s.

The school bully is a girl Tyrannosaurus Rex named Tina.

Gumballs principal’s name is Mr. BlackWoods.

He has a lot of silly looking classmates. (Kind of like Justin Bieber!)

He has a piece of toast, a peanut with horns, a cactus, a boombox, a banana, and so many more!!!

One episode is where Tina steals Anais’ stuffed animal.

Then Gumball and Darwin have to get it back.

It’s called THE QUEST.

Some others' are called THE DVD, THE CURSE, and THE END

Watch this show!

It’s super funny and you’ll love it!!!!!

It premieres on CartoonNetwork on May 9th, 2011!!

See ya!

Wow What A Movie!!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

Here's a story I got from the old west.

It was a Saturday and Me, My Babysitter, and My Brother went to go see a movie.

When we got there my brother got really scared in the first 15 minutes.

So then the babysitter made us leave.

We had spent 42$ so we tried to get a refund.

The lady down stairs told us to get our tickets back from all the way upstairs.

When we went back to the movie theater we couldn't find the tickets.

So this nice man behind us gave us his.

We went all the way back down stairs and gave the lady the tickets.

Then she said okay let me see your credit card.

My babysitter didn't bring a credit card.

So before the lady could say anything to us we ran off back home leaving her there wondering.

It was a big night for us.

THE END

Saxophone Again!!!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

Well I knew that you loved my really old saxophone post!!!!

So I made anew one right know!!!!!!

Well the other saxophone post was about our practice every week.

This post is about our first show...

Well it was a Tuesday or yesterday if you want to call it that.

It was at 6:00 when we had dress rehearsal.

Everybody got out their instruments.

Flutes, percussions, saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and clarinets.

It was a racket!!!!!!!!

When it was time to go up stairs we all got into our seats on the stage.

Then the teachers made a little speech and we were off!!!

Te first songs were warm ups.

Not so good.

The second thing we did was that all of the different instruments did their own song.

Flutes (Rolling Along)

Clarinets (Rolling Along)

Saxophone (Rolling Along)

Trumpets (Jingle Bells)

And the other two I have no idea.

All I know is that the trumpet people had to duck unless they wanted to be hit by a trombone.

In the end we all did a song together!

When that was done we took our seats and watched Chorus and Advance Band do their performance.

When the whole band thing was over we went down stairs to get some snacks.

And that place was more crowded then an elephants belly!!!

Everyone went then.

It was a great night.

Not like how I just explained it.

THE END

No One

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!!!

Like I promised today I will show you my post of No One that I didn't get to show you on Thursday.

So here's my story...

Well my brother was having a playdate about I don't know, 2 years ago.

And he was going to go see Jurassic Park 2.

Well when they got there they were the first ones!!!!

So they could pick any seat!!!!!

When it was time for the movie to start no one had arrived yet.

So the guy who shows the movie in the back left!!

I guess he thinks three people isn't worth it.

And also they had thrown their tickets away so they couldn't get a refund.

After that they ended up seeing a really cruddy movie.

I say that Jurassic Park deserves +++++

One star out of 5!!!!!

The End

Man that movie must have stunk!!!

Crisis In School: World Saving Ladies

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Well I'm sorry we had to cancel our No One Day but this you will LOVE.
Sorry girls in my class!
But this will get me lots of hits!!!

Well, well, well.
In school there are these girls who are raising money to get cats and dogs for kids with cancer.
Which I think is messed up because I can't sell pins for 25cent, but they can get a whole lot more money then that for free?!

God, why did you make school something real????

So where was I?
Oh yes!!!
So these girls seem so sweet and nice.
WRONG!
These girls are making other girls cry.
They won't let these other girls in because they don't want them in.
So they make excuses like "Sorry! There's already too many people!"
But then another girl they like asks and they say "Sure!! There's a spot for everybody!!!"
You know we might be young but were not stupid.
Well then the girl runs away and starts to cry.
But she doesn't have the guts to tell the teacher.

Then when it's lunch time this one teacher calls them over to sit and talk at a private table.

Wow they were going far with this!!!!!!!!!

Everybody tries to sneak and hear what their saying but this one girl pushes them away.
Then this girl starts crying because looking at them makes her fell bad.
NOW WHAT KIND STUPID SINISTER PLAN IS THAT!!!!!???????
THAT PLAN IS SO MEAN, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE WRITTEN BY PEREZ HILTON!!!!
Now on the other hand I wanted to get down to the bottom of this.
So I go talk to some people.
Someone said their lying and keeping the money for them self.
Another person said the teacher was getting on their side.
And another one said that Justin Bieber lives in a retirement home.
Then I over here some girls trash talking about it.
So I go over to them.
They tell me the whole story I just told you and say that it's pay back time.
They know I get huge hits on this blog (xzoomz) so they want me to post it on my blog.
Then they want me to link it to them.
So they give me their emails.
Then I look all around the lunch room to find paper and a pen.
Then a teacher (The Cop) says if I move again I'll get big trouble for my class.
And right at that moment my teacher shows up.
I 'm ready to get in line when then the girls who told me the story come up.
They say to actually not do the revenge and to not post it on my blog which you see I'm doing.
See I told ya!
No girl, has guts!
I don't listen to them and instead I rise the payback to maximum level.
(But they don't know that yet.)
Then there was a commotion with my teacher.
She said that they will speak later.

At the end of the day my teacher talked to the class.
"Okay I've heard there has been a problem with this cancer thing. But they won't let other boys a-" "NONE OF THE BOYS CARE!!!" Some boy yelled. She ignores him and continues. "But they won't let other girls join because there are already too many other girls who have joined. But that doesn't mean you can't start your own little club!"
Really Ms. Certner?
Really?
Well then school's out and the journey stops.
THE END

If there is any other troubles about this crisis I will write them down for you.
Only at xzoomz.blogspot.com!!!!!!!!

P.S. Ms. Certner I really didn't mean it as much said it was, so see you tomorrow!!!

Nowhere...

Hello all fans of this blog.

Well today is NOWHERE DAY!!!!

So here's my no where story...

It was our first day bringing my brother to his tutor.

When we left him we tried to find somewhere where we could do something.

We drived for 1 hour!!!!

And finally at the end we found a Barnes & Nobles.

But my mom said it was time to pick up my brother.

THE NEXT WEEK...

The next week we decided to walk somewhere instead of driving.

We crossed this really big street which I was and still am afraid of.

It's scary because there's this sign that says "BE CAREFUL!! SOME OLD DUDE DIED HERE!!"

And trust me!!!

It was a real sign.

When we finally got across we realized this place was somewhere where we drove to.

We walked a little farther turned our heads 45 degrees to see...

BARNES & NOBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We had drove to a place in 1 hour, when we could've walked there in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!

That means we had gone in circles last week!!!!!!!!

That means we went nowhere last week.

Nothing, Nowhere, No One Day

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!!
Well today I wanted to make a special day for everyone!!!!!
Today in X ZooMz history is...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, NO ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the day where we talk about...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, AND NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
So rock on!!!!!!!
P.S. It will continue for the rest of the week.
Like today is nothing day, tomorrow is nowhere day, and you get the rest!!!