The Freaky Girls In Spain

Here's how the story starts off.
Me and my brother went to a store to buy a packet of cards while my dad went home for the computer.
Remember no Wifi!
Well after me and my brother bought our cards me and him sat down to look at them.
(This story involves a piece of information that you should know.My brother has glasses.)
So my dad wasn't there, we were sitting down.
Then a bunch of girls come up to us and...
First this little girl takes my brothers glasses, then another girl takes HALF OF MY CARDS!!!!!
After that all of them run back to their house.
The mom was out on the porch with the brother and me and my brother are waving our hands and screaming what the heck lady, you train your kids this way!
Then the girls come back the little girl nicely gives my brother back his glasses while the other one trys to steal the rest of my cards.
Then they go across the street when our dad comes.
We tell him the whole story and he screams at them.
The End.

Game for Third

This is the game for third.
Germany against Uruguay.
The score 2-3.
I wanna make this post as short as possible so I'm just going to announce the winner.
The winner for third place is...
GERMANY!!!!!!!!!
Everybody on Germany's team gets a bronze medal.
Congratulations Germany!!!!!!!
You made third place!!!!!!
But as for Uruguay sorry better luck in four years.
I just can't wait for the finals!!!!!!

OCTOPUS!!!!

THE FINALS ARE NETHERLANDS AGAINST SPAIN.
THE OCTOPUS ATE SPAIN FIRST.
WILL SPAIN WIN?
WILL THE OCTOPUS BE WRONG FOR THE FIRST TIME?
FIGURE OUT 2:30 SUNDAY.
OR IN SPAIN TIME 8:30 SUNDAY.
WE CAN DO IT!!!
PEDEMOS!!!!!
BY THE WAY HIS NAME IS PAUL.

Disqualification Soccer World Cup 3

HERE IT IS!!!!
THE LIST OF THE OF FINALS AND THE LIST OF GAME FOR THIRD PLACE!!!!!!!!!
THE FIRST GAME WAS...
NETHERLANDS AGAINST URUGUAY!!!!!!!!
THE SCORE WAS 3-2 WITH A VERY CLOSE END.
AND HERE WE GO...
COMING IN TO HE GAME FOR THIRD IS...
Uruguay...
Sorry Uruguay folks but at least your team has a chance to get in third place.
BUT FOR NETHERLANDS FOLKS CONGRATS YOUR TEAM HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THIS THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND NOW THE SECOND GAME...
GERMANY AGAINST SPAIN!!!!!!
GERMANY HAS AN AQUARIUM WHERE THEY HOLD A LIVE OCTOPUS!
OOOOOHHHHH PRETTY!!!!
AT EVERY GAME THE OCTOPUS GETS TWO CLAMS.
IN THIS GAME ONE CLAM WAS FOR GERMANY AND ONE WAS FOR SPAIN.
WHICHEVER CLAM THE OCTOPUS EATS FIRST WINS THE GAME.
THIS OCTOPUS HAS NEVER BEEN WRONG EVER!
BUT HERES A CATCH EVERY GAME THAT GERMANY IS IN THE OCTOPUS EATS GERMANY FIRST SO GERMANY WINS.
IF SPAIN WON THIS GAME TWO HISTORIES ARE MADE.
1: SPAIN'S FIRST TIME EVER BEING IN THE FINALS.
2: AND THE FIRST TIME THE OCTOPUS CHOOSES THE OTHER TEAM AGAINST GERMANY TO WIN...
THE SCORE WAS 1-0
AND THE LOSER WHO'S GOING TO GAME FOR THIRD IS...
Germany, sorry Germany folks but at least your team has a chance for third place.
BUT FOR SPAIN FOLKS CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOUR TEAM HAS A CHANCE TO WIN THIS THING!!!!!!!!!
WELL THATS THE END FOR THIS POST SOCCER BABY!!!!!!!
P.S. SINCE IT'S SUMMER BREAK I'M HERE IN SPAIN.
BUT I DON'T HAVE WIFI.
SO I HAVE TO GO TO PLACES TO GET SOME.
WHY THAT'S BAD IS BECAUSE I CAN'T POST AS MUCH.
BYE BYE 8)

Disqualification Soccer World Cup 2

Sorry I lied.
That later from the last post actually is now.
So lets get to the DISQUALIFICATION!!!!!!!!
The first game today was...
Germany against Argentina...
The score was 4-0
Oh yeah did Messi play hard core.
Thats your hint to who won the game.
Now the winner is...
GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry Argentina folks I guess your team just had a bad day.
But for the Germany folks CONGRATS!!!!!!
Your team made it to the Semi Finals!!!!!!!!
Now for the other game...
Spain against Paraguay...
The score was 1-0.
Paraguay got a penalty...
AND MISSED!!!!
And seconds after that Spain got a penalty.
They shot and they...
GOT IT IN!!!!!!!
But the referee made them do it again because other Spain players crossed the line to soon.
Spain shot again and they...
MISSED!!!!!!
And now the winners who are going to face off against Germany are...
And also they're first time ever being in the Semi Finals...
PARAGUAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (loses)
But for Spain folks CONGRATS!!!!!!!
Welcome to the Semi Finals for the first time ever!
You just made HISTORY!!!!!!!!!
Till when the Semi Final Games come SOCCER!!!!!!!!

Disqualification Soccer World Cup

Addition to the losers of the world cup...
Brazil against Netherlands...
The score was 2-1.
And the loser was...
BRAZIL!!!!
Sorry Brazil folks but I guess Brazil wasn't having a good day.
But to Netherlands folks CONGRATS!!!!!!
Netherlands made it to the Semi Finals!!!!
Now the second game...
Ghana against Uruguay...
The score was 1-1.
So they went to 30 minutes of additional time.
And at the last second Ghana was about to get a goal when...
An Uruguay stopped the ball with his hand...
But this Uruguay wasn't the goalie...
So Ghana got a penalty...
Ghana shot...
AND THE GOALIE MISSED!!!!!!
But the ball hit the pole!
So it went to penalties...
Uruguay got 4 goals and Ghana got...
2
The winner was Uruguay.
Ghana got disqualified
And Uruguay is going to Semi Finals against Netherlands.
Sometime later (and I don't mean today) figure out who wins the two games today.
Spain against Paraguay...
and Argentina against Germany.
Till next time may the force be with you...
Oh and yes I did spell disqualification on my own!!!