Movie Review: Dark Shadows

Q: Is it a fact that Johnny Depp is in every Tim Burton film?
A: YES!

Rating: PG-13
Time: 113 min

Anyways this movie is one of those movies where it had a lying commercial that made it look so good! So props to the person who made the trailer!
This is such a Tim Burton film! It looks like it’s going to be funny but then out of nowhere BLAM! Johnny Depp slaughters a whole bunch of hippies!
In the end of the movie there is this whole fight and it’s just so freaky and so stupid at the same time!
This movie is one of those movies where it’s expected what’s going to happen and when it’s not expected it’s stupid!
There are some cute jokes but even though I put this in comedy even though it looks funny, 9/10 of it’s serious or just not funny.
And the wigs that they wear are SO FAKE! It’s like they have a budget of 100$
There are lots of special effects with everything!
This make look like it may be for kids, it’s not. It’s all about love, mating and slaughtering people.
It’s one of the worst Tim Burton films probably ever.
This is not a heart-warming movie. It’s the opposite.
I recommend this movie to anyone who hates life or doesn’t know a good movie.
Rating=4.5
Next movie is new and FUNNY!

Not A Movie Review, But Still Involves Actors And Acting.

So as it says on the top, the title this is not a movie review!
But it is a story that I have been waiting to tell you!
So one day my mom, me and my brother went to a play on Broadway.
This play was called Other Desert Cities and it was a drama so I was not looking forward to it.
Anyways during intermission we saw Tobey Maguire and my brother went up to him to get his autograph.
We didn't know it then but sitting next to him was Leo Dicaprio with a really low baseball cap and a giant fake beard.
So I was sad we didn't get his autograph.
Anyways BYE!

Movie Review: The Avengers

Two words AWE-SOME!

Rating: PG-13
Time: 142 min

When I went into the theater I was hoping that this movie was going to be amazing.
When I came out I was scarred of awesomeness!
The movie is never boring and is exactly what I wanted.
In the beginning of the movie all of the Avengers aren’t getting along and that’s exactly how it would happen in real life.
But them not getting along causes them to fight each other when in the end they have to fight with each other.
This movie broke the record of most money on opening weekend. That was more then 200,000,000$ that is #1 movie in history.
The fights are epic and even though it’s really long you want it to be longer!
And what I have been saying to all my friends is that it was the perfect combination of suspense, action and comedy.
Iron Man makes a couple of jokes but the Hulk made these two jokes that made the audience clap.
I couldn’t of asked for anymore!
I would recommend this movie to anybody who knows a good time.
Rate=9.0

Movie Review: The Three Stooges

Dumb, Dumb and Dumber.

Rating: PG
Time: 92 min

This movie was about three stupid guys that are just so dumb!
It is based on an old show that was pretty funny... sometimes.
But what I was so suprised about this movie is how they got people that sounded just like the real three stooges.
This was a movie about pranks and pranks.
But what it does is that it influences younger kids to go and hit each other!
This 5 year old boy behind me was punching the air.
There is no lesson and the plot is easy to get but still is the worst plot ever!
Sofia Veragara is the bad person in this movie and she was the worst character and worst acting in it!
She was what made me dislike the movie more.
There's this part where she turns to trade on everyone and it's just very confusing.
The acting is okay and the solution was found in the toilet.
There are some funny moments though.
But at the end of the movie they say this thing about this was done by people who have been trained and that.
This movie is good for kids 11-0 and foreigners.
Rating...


6.0


The next movie got 200 million on opening weekend.

Movie Review: The Pirates Band Of Misfits

I just can't help it.
But when there's claymation I get sucked in faster then the speed of light.

Rating: PG
Time: 88 min

When I saw Chicken Run immediately fell in LOVE with it.
So when I heard about this new movie I knew I HAD to see it!
When I went into this movie I was like "this movie's going to be amazing and I'm going to love it!)
And when I came out I was satisfied with 99% of what I wanted!
This movie was like Chicken Run so much that I already knew what was going to happen.
The bad guy always lies and then you figure out that the bad guy is doing something much worse.
So if you've seen Chicken Run a million times like I have then this movie will predictable.
But that isn't all bad, it just means that this movie you're not really going to get a BANG!
But this movie was great!
The humor was great and the characters were great!
Charles Darwin is in this movie and he is amazing!
There's a monkey in this movie that is hilarious!
The whole plot in general is fantastic.
This movie is a great movie for kids and also for parents!
This movie in general is exactly what you want it to be!
So my rating is...


9.0


Anyways tomorrows movie is a old show of three DUMBO'S!