Ben Tens Work Place/My Daring Truth

I went there.

You may not trust me, but I went there.

My mom works for Cartoonnetwork and in the building of Ben Tens work place when he's not fighting aliens.

And guess what last time my mom let me go to her building she showed me Ben Tens work place.

I was so excited that I was going to see him in life (actually I didn't even know he worked there.)

Sadly he wasn't there .

I looked at his desk it said...

WENT FOR A NIBBLE...

I was not happy.

(P.S. This is just a story all of this stuff isn't true.)

Even though I lied about this post doesn't mean all the other ones I lied about.

Wait don't go!

Come back kitty!

Ok how am I going to explain what this means.

This is one of xzoomzs...

DRUNK PUNK STORIES!!!!!

Hoped you liked my first Drunk Punk Story.

Till next time...

DoN't GeT dRuNk!!

Disney Channel Steals From Ms. South Carolina

Disney channel JONAS stole a line.

They're probably to lazy to make their own scripts or there just silly that they think they can smart out millions of kids.

They stole a line from Ms. South Carolina for one of their JONAS shows.

The show they used Ms. South Carolina line was when they had that beauty contest.

The part is when Stella says her last answer "What's the biggest problem you think we have in the world?"

Same question, same answer,as on youtube Ms. South Carolina Answers A Question!

BAM!!!!!!

I caught you disney channel.

And if you think I'm lying why see Cartoonnetwork.

I'm only saying Cartoonnetwork because Disney Channel are...

THIEVES!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry Ms. South Carolina.

And to Disney Channel...

U STEALERS!!!!!!!!!!

The People Who Think They're Real And The Ones Who Think The Parents Are Lying

Some kids think that Santa Clause, The Tooth Fairy,The Easter Bunny and on and on are real.

Some other kids think that the parents are lying and the The Easter Bunny and on and on aren't real.

So sometimes kids get in a fight that "this is real!" And "no it isn't!!!"

Sometimes a kid thinks that this is real but then another kid comes up to the kid and says "this isn't real don't you agree with me?" And the other kid lies because he/she doesn't want a wedgie.

My opinion is that this problem... IS THE MOST STUPIDEST PROBLEM I'VE BEEN IN!!!!!!

I think that you should be who you want to be.

Don't be afraid of telling your opinion just be free!

And if you're taking my advice please leave me a comment that says...

I PUT YOUR NAME HERE will not blame X ZooMz for my painful wedgie if i get one.

And if you do get a wedgie from a bully it's probably because the they have a sad back story

And my last opinion is...

IF YOUR A BULLY YOU'RE A WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!

The Creepy Creatures Of This World.

The creepy creatures in this world are creepy because they had bad luck in their past.

Like a dog with 3 legs, a mad small man, and a kitty with different colored eyes.

Now just because there is somebody or something that's creepy that you saw doesn't mean there dangerous or a criminal.

I see many people in the subway and sometimes I'm afraid of them now I'm not but I was in the past.

And for animals just because they have three legs, one eye, or doesn't have a tail when they're supposed to doesn't mean they're mean.

My mom tells me not to judge people by their look or their body or their skin color, so I don't.

Same with animals.

And this is one xzoomzs gold lesson.

Cartoon idiots

There are many cartoon idiots in this world.

Here are the top 10 cartoon idiots in this world.

1. Homer Simpson (The Simpsons)

2. Candace Flinn (Phineas And Ferb)

3. Beth (Total Drama Action)

4. Lidsney (Total Drama Action)

5. Patrick (SpongeBob)

6. SpongeBob (SpongeBob)

7. Fanboy (Fanboy ChumChum)

8. ChumChum (Fanboy ChumChum)

9. King Julion (The Penguins Of Madagascar)

10. Billy (The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy)

And thats the top 10 cartoon idiots in this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Black Eyed Peas Imma Be And Rock That Body New Video!!!!!!

TNT RULES THE SCHOOL!!!!!!!!!!

You know that mystery that I told to you on one post.

Well one of the clues is TNT!!!!!!!

The clue was on a piece of paper that said Destroy 29.

So I and my assistant think it means that someone is going to blow up our school.

And I started lying only my assistant thinks that bomb thing.

So really what I'm saying is that we haven't caught the criminal.

And the big lesson here is...

DON'T USE TNT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. DON'T DO THIS AT HOME.

A Detective With The Case Of The Deadly Bathroom

Guess what a person is messing up the bathroom every day!!!!!!
And me and my assistant is trying to find the criminal.
Sadly this mission is super risky we try to save our school but also get in super trouble.
So I thought to put a secret camera in the bathroom.
The next day it turns out it was against the law.
So I have no idea what to do to catch this criminal.
So lets hope I find this criminal before our school gets destroyed.

Harry Potter Puppets!!!!!!!