Monday, December 19

CHRISTMAS!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
Well you know what time it is!
The Week Of Christmas!!!
But first our specials!!!
Song: "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town"
Movie: "Elf"
Show: "Spongebob"
So, Where's your spirit!!!??!?!?!?!?!
I know that only 1 or 2 people are looking at this blog now but my present to you is that I will post like I'm posting to the whole world!!!
Like I'm Steve Jobs just more handsome!!
Man I love Christmas!
Waking up in the morning having that special Christmas Gringerbread Man!!
Then jumping on your parents like wild bears and screaming " It's Christmas! It's Christmas!"
Then you go back to the living room and open your presents!
Then you go to your aunt's house and do secret santas!
But probally my favorite part about Christmas is the music!!!!!!!!
But also the worst part is in the beginning where you're wondering what you're going to get!
It stinks the anticipation!!!!
But it's all worth it when you see what you got!
Ohh!
I have that Xbox in my grasp!!!
Yeah that's right!
I want an Xbox for Christmas!
Deal with it!
Anyways, bye!

Tuesday, December 13

Drip Drop! Drip Drop!

Hello all fans of this blog!
I want to make this fast so starting off the post our holiday Christmas specials!!!
The special song is "Do you hear what I hear?"
The movie is "The Polar Express"
And the special show is "That 70's show"



Anyways, my bathroom in my school smells really bad so they tried to fix the pipe.
So when me and the boys in my grade had to go to the bathroom we would have to go to the floor below us.
Anyways, my friend was down there and at the same time there was a kid from 3rd grade too.
But this kid was standing right below of where they were fixing the pipe.
Then out of the unordinary, a drop of pee went splat! On the kids head.

It was revolting!!!

THE END

Monday, December 12

Why?

"Hey people!"
"Hi me!!!"
"Not me people!"
"You people!"
"Ohhhhhh!!! Duh!"
Anyways many people have been wondering, Why?
Why did I come back?
Why did you miss Thursday's post?
Why are you so handsome?
Today I'm going to be answering those three questions!!
But first...

CHRISTMAS SPECIALS!!!!!
The song is "Feliz Navidad!"
The movie is "Gotta Catch That Santa Claus!"
And the special show is " The Office"
Now with the post!

WHY DID YOU MISS THURSDAYS POST?
Well, I wasn't going to but then I realized that today was the last day that the new twilight movie was showing in my theatre, and I was like OMJ!!!!!
So we went to see the movie and didn't come back until really late.

WHY DID YOU COME BACK TO XZOOMZ?
The real question is why didn't I come back to Xzoomz!
I love Xzoomz!!!
It's not like I'm being paid or anything!!!

WHY ARE YOU SO HANDSOME?
Can't-answer-question!
To-Handsome!

Wednesday, December 7

Bieber Story

Before we start our very special Christmas Bieber Story spectacular, our three Christmas specials.
The song of the day is... "Rockin around the Christmas Tree"
The movie of the day is... "A Christmas Carol"
The episode special of the day is "Malcom In The Middle: Christmas Trees"
Now the story!!!!!

I was hired by the New York Government to put up all the Christmas lights on the street.
They said I had to do it in the middle of the night so when people wake up the people are like "Whaat???!!!!"
I said that doing it in the middle of the night was very dangerous, but they just replied with a "Don't be SPOILED!!!!"
Yeah, I think they're idiots too.
Anyways now it's 4 in the morning and I'm crazy tired!
I had 10 poles to do but now it was as dark as black!
I was tying one end of the lights to a pole on the right of the road.
I was struggling with this one because it was dark and I was tired.
Then I smacked myself in the face and remembered that I had a flashlight in my pocket.
I took it out but at the same time kicking the ladder so it smashed to the floor.
"They have all the money in America and you'd expect them to get a better ladder. What idiots!"
I mumbled to myself.
I knew what I had to do but my hands were getting sweaty.
I had to get to one of the poles and untie one of the ropes.
And I thought I was doing good when I finally tied that end of the lights.
But getting to one side was easy because I was already at one side.
I started to untie but the actual lights were cutting my hands at the same time.
When I finally untied it the lights flew down.
Now you think I would smack my head on the pole on the other side of the street.
But right before I was about to hit it I jumped off and landed safely on the ground.
My face during the whole time didn't have a pinch of scare or excitement.
It rather had a face of "My life sucks" sort of thing.
Anyway in my head I thought
"6 times in 2 hours, new record!"
And I walked off into the dark.
THE END

Tuesday, December 6

I"M BACK BABY!!!!!!

I'M BAAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Welcome to the new and improved X ZooMz!!!!
And everyday Monday-Thursday I'm going to write a post about something weird and unusual that happened or happens in my day!!!
There will be new things on X ZooMz (But not very new!) Like I will be writing a Bieber Story about once a week!
And all this month I'm going to be recommending songs or movies or episodes of a show that relate to CHRISTMAS!!!!!!
To tell you the truth Christmas is my favorite holiday of all time!!
I love when people get in the mood of holiday spirit!!!
Anyways the song for today is "Jingle Bell Rock."
The movie is "Prep and Landing: Naughty vs Nice."
And episode special is "Merry Christmas Charlie Brown."
And now to the story!!!!!!


You know how last year we had ballroom dancing?
Well now we have "Thoughts Of Suicide The Sequel!"
It's this dancing acting thing called BAX!
I mean the principal is a women so she makes do all these things that don't really apply to boys that much, I mean what if they wanted everyone to do football practice once a week for 28 weeks?
Girls would be in pain!!!!!!
But of course, who could be mean to a girl?
They're like a puppy and according to what I've heard we're just Broccoli!!
Everyone hates Broccoli!!!
Anyways it's really crazy how much I hate this thing!
My teacher made a Choice time trophy (You complete a task like being silent in the hallways and we get minutes for fun activities at the end of the week.) Anyways you have to name your trophy and he named this one (I HATE BAX!!!!!!) "Max Loves BAX!"
And by the way my name is not Max!
I told him to get rid of it, but he says he only did it because it rhymed!
What a bunch of lies!!!!!
Anyways there is nothing I can do about it so I guess it's just "Thoughts of Suicide the Sequel!"
And you should've seen the look on my face when I figured out that we were doing a play at the end of the year!!!!
Well let me just say it looked like a rainbow!!!!
Anyways I'm done with this post soooo...
Bye.

Wednesday, May 25

Squirrels+Window+School=Bad!!


Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!!!
Before I start off this post I'm going to give a shout out to my aunt!!
"I DO NOT LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT DURING SUMMER!!!"
Sorry if you don't know what I mean, it's pretty personal!
Anyway let's start our story!!

On Monday it was recess time.
And since it was raining we had to watch a movie inside.
My school leaves the auditorium windows open for I don't know what reason!!!
So right when we were sitting down a SQUIRREL jumped in the window!!!
My friend said that its tail brushed against his leg!!!
Everybody was screaming and lifting their legs.
The teachers weren't sure if it had rabies or not so they had to move us outside.
Let me remind you, WE WERE IN THE RAIN!!!!!!
Everybody was soaking wet!
But it was so worth it if it was getting rabies instead.
Anyway some people say he was caught some people say he's still roaming in the school.
You never know!!
Anyway this is the end so...

PEOPLE OUT!!!!

Wednesday, May 18

Bieber Stories


Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!
Well this is my first Bieber Story in a very long time so lets get going!
(P.S. I haven't wrote this down or anything so I'm just making it up as I go!)


THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT EVEN THOUGH I'LL NEVER GO TO ONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE UNLESS I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHEN I GROW UP AND SHE'LL FORCE ME TO GO BUT I'LL THINK JUSTIN BIEBER WILL BE TO OLD TO SING THEN SO I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GO TO ONE OR MAYBE I'LL GET PUNISHED OR GROUNDED OR MY MOM WILL FORCE ME TO GO TO ONE ANYWAY LETS START THE STORY BECAUSE I BET YOU AND I ARE BOTH GETTING BORED.

Once upon a time a handsome young boy named People went to this Justin Bieber concert for no reason.
Anyhow here's how it went!
First out came Justin Bieber!!!!
Who first sang "I Fart, You Die"
Then he introduced a guest who's name was Will-i-die?
Of course the answer was "Yes"
So instead ADELE came out.
But next Cee-lo (The Lady Killer) came out and sadly yes sadly another star died.
R.I.P. ADELE!
Security came out and then bye bye Cee-lo!!
And yet only Justin Bieber stood alive on stage.
NA!
Not true!
Justin Bieber died 3 months ago.
THE END!!!!!

Tuesday, May 17

Cave Man Talk: My Cat (Savannah)


(Welcome to my first annual... CAVE MAN TALK!!!!!
Staring my cat!!)

Q. So, me wonder, how do you washing youself?

A. Meow.

Q. Sowwy, me no speak Spain!

A. MEOW!!!

Q. Wow! Me ow too!

A. Meow.

Q. Me no understand! You are a cat or a recorder?

A. Purr...

Q. Okay since you no answer! TALK SHOW DONE!

A. Meow... (Idiot!)

Monday, May 16

ELA


Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!!!!
Before I start off this post about ELA'S, I want to talk about The Amazing World of Gumball!!!
I am not here to give more information, (that will be another day!!) but I am here talk about why only that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know I have plenty of more posts that are equally interesting!!!
Anyhow, lets talk about ELA'S...
I have been getting all of them tests this month and it's so annoying!!!
I've already finished the ELA and the Math tests, but, you know they were super annoying and I still have the Science Test!!!
Tests are so annoying!!!
(Although I'm one of the smartest kids in my class!)
Don't call me a nerd or I will whip you!
Anyhow I think I got a decent score, I guess...
Well it's time to eat dinner!

PEOPLE OUT!!!

Wednesday, May 11

I'm Tired...


Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!
I don't like cheese!
I LOVE chubby cheeks!
My friends call me Chubby Vampire.
If I was a vampire I would suck blubber!
One of my catch phrases is " When I stick my teeth into someone's neck, I like how the blubber gushes around my teeth!"
It's nasty but I don't care!!!
I AM PEOPLE!!!!!!
ENJOY.

Monday, May 9

Bye Bye, New School Yard


Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans.
See I thought of smart stuff during the break!!!
From now on instead of hello all fans of this blog, it will be hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!
Anyway...
On Saturday night some group of teenagers set fire to our school yard.
Our new school yard!!
Then some lady came to our room and told us about the future and what was going to happen.
What's going to happen is that they're going to try to find the group that did it.
Also we're going to going to get a new school yard.
And also they spray painted the door.
Well that's it!
Come back tomorrow for some more information, stories, and AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 5

I Lied!


Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!
I said in my post from yesterday, that I would start publishing today.
I LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I actually meant next week!
I LIED!!!!!
And I will be starting a NEW segment called CAVE MAN TALK!!
They will be interviewing posts but written and said as a cave man!
Goodnight John Boy, goodnight PoppySeed, good night PINCHE GATO!
PEOPLE OUT!!!

Wednesday, May 4

HI!


HI!
I'm starting tomorrow!
JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!

A LOOK TO THE FUTURE!!!:
  • ELA TESTS
  • BIEBER STORIES
  • SOCCER!!!!!!
  • KICK BUTTS DAY
  • BLOCK PARTY
  • PHILADELPHIA!!
  • MAXIMUM
AND A WHOLE LOT MORE ONLY ON...

XZOOMZ!!!!!

Tuesday, March 8

Morroco Day #3

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!

I’m sorry for not posting in a while…

But I just wasn’t in the groove.

But today that changes!

(Maybe.)

So let’s get the story on!!

One day 3 in Morocco I’m just going to cut to the most awesome part!!!!!

At the end of the day went camel riding.

It was so awesome!!!!!!!!

I bet Justin Bieber has never done that!!!

So when I got there I was so afraid!!!

Especially going up and down on the camel!

And don’t blame for wearing those wacky glasses!

The sand was blowing in my eyes and it was terrible!

When I got up on the camel it wasn’t that bad!

Actually the whole ride wasn’t bad.

And if you seen a movie with a camel smashing a wall or going super fast, it’s fake!

Camels are like the most laziest things I’ve ever ridden!!

They won’t even run!!!

Well that’s my story!!

Peace!!

Tuesday, March 1

The Soccer Games To End All Soccer Games!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Right now I’m writing this in heaven!

But that’s not what I’m writing about!!

I’m talking about the soccer game to end all soccer games!!

Well at least for me!

I was against on e of my best friends!

It would be an epic game!

We were as good as them!

There would be some pain, some tears and some lost MONEY!!!!!!!

Yes we made a bet.

Loser gives winner a DOLLA!!!!

I wanted that DOLLA!

When the game started I was put on defense.

I blocked shots and helped my team.

And the end of the first quarter we were winning 1-0

When I saw my positions for the rest of the game I freaked out!

I was my team’s best striker and I was only up front for one quarter!

So then the second quarter came and I was goalie.

And I’m terrible at goalie under pressure!

In that quarter nothing happened.

No goals no nothing.

Then the next quarter came and whew!

It was so BORING!

I sat out so of course it was boring.

But for the people on the field…

Eh!

Still boring.

Then the last quarter came.

And the first thing that happened was…

They got a goal.

But it didn’t count because the reff hadn’t blown the whistle.

So we started again and guess what!?

We got another goal!!!

So we were winning 2-0 until the bad part comes and the score a goal.

So now the game was intense.

We were still winning 2-1 but those other guys got there game up!

So we were doo daa here and doo daa there.

But nothing happened.

Until…

I scored a goal!!!!!

The end of the game had been called and we won 3-1.

Oh yeah I get the DOLLA!!!

Well turns out my friend felt sad and I didn’t take the DOLLA!!!

THE END

Monday, February 28

The Amazing World Of Gumball!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

One day my mom brought home this new show on Cartoonnetwork that comes out in May!

It was amazing because we were the first kids to see it in NEW YORK!!!!

It was called Gumball!!

It may sound really bad but it’s the best show Cartoonnetwork has come up with yet!

It’s about a blue cat and his sidekick Darwin who was his goldfish who sprouted legs and joined the family.

There family is Gumball, Darwin, Anais (Their Sister), Richard (Their Dad), and Nicole (Their Mom.)

Their last name is the Watterson’s.

The school bully is a girl Tyrannosaurus Rex named Tina.

Gumballs principal’s name is Mr. BlackWoods.

He has a lot of silly looking classmates. (Kind of like Justin Bieber!)

He has a piece of toast, a peanut with horns, a cactus, a boombox, a banana, and so many more!!!

One episode is where Tina steals Anais’ stuffed animal.

Then Gumball and Darwin have to get it back.

It’s called THE QUEST.

Some others' are called THE DVD, THE CURSE, and THE END

Watch this show!

It’s super funny and you’ll love it!!!!!

It premieres on CartoonNetwork on May 9th, 2011!!

See ya!

Tuesday, February 1

Wow What A Movie!!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Here's a story I got from the old west.

It was a Saturday and Me, My Babysitter, and My Brother went to go see a movie.
When we got there my brother got really scared in the first 15 minutes.
So then the babysitter made us leave.
We had spent 42$ so we tried to get a refund.
The lady down stairs told us to get our tickets back from all the way upstairs.
When we went back to the movie theater we couldn't find the tickets.
So this nice man behind us gave us his.
We went all the way back down stairs and gave the lady the tickets.
Then she said okay let me see your credit card.
My babysitter didn't bring a credit card.
So before the lady could say anything to us we ran off back home leaving her there wondering.
It was a big night for us.

THE END

Wednesday, January 26

Saxophone Again!!!!!!


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Well I knew that you loved my really old saxophone post!!!!
So I made anew one right know!!!!!!
Well the other saxophone post was about our practice every week.
This post is about our first show...


Well it was a Tuesday or yesterday if you want to call it that.
It was at 6:00 when we had dress rehearsal.
Everybody got out their instruments.
Flutes, percussions, saxophones, trumpets, trombones, and clarinets.
It was a racket!!!!!!!!
When it was time to go up stairs we all got into our seats on the stage.
Then the teachers made a little speech and we were off!!!
Te first songs were warm ups.
Not so good.
The second thing we did was that all of the different instruments did their own song.
Flutes (Rolling Along)
Clarinets (Rolling Along)
Saxophone (Rolling Along)
Trumpets (Jingle Bells)
And the other two I have no idea.
All I know is that the trumpet people had to duck unless they wanted to be hit by a trombone.
In the end we all did a song together!
When that was done we took our seats and watched Chorus and Advance Band do their performance.
When the whole band thing was over we went down stairs to get some snacks.
And that place was more crowded then an elephants belly!!!
Everyone went then.
It was a great night.
Not like how I just explained it.
THE END

Monday, January 24

No One


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!!!
Like I promised today I will show you my post of No One that I didn't get to show you on Thursday.
So here's my story...

Well my brother was having a playdate about I don't know, 2 years ago.
And he was going to go see Jurassic Park 2.
Well when they got there they were the first ones!!!!
So they could pick any seat!!!!!
When it was time for the movie to start no one had arrived yet.
So the guy who shows the movie in the back left!!

I guess he thinks three people isn't worth it.

And also they had thrown their tickets away so they couldn't get a refund.
After that they ended up seeing a really cruddy movie.
I say that Jurassic Park deserves +++++
One star out of 5!!!!!
The End




Man that movie must have stunk!!!

Thursday, January 20

Crisis In School: World Saving Ladies


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Well I'm sorry we had to cancel our No One Day but this you will LOVE.
Sorry girls in my class!
But this will get me lots of hits!!!

Well, well, well.
In school there are these girls who are raising money to get cats and dogs for kids with cancer.
Which I think is messed up because I can't sell pins for 25cent, but they can get a whole lot more money then that for free?!

God, why did you make school something real????

So where was I?
Oh yes!!!
So these girls seem so sweet and nice.
WRONG!
These girls are making other girls cry.
They won't let these other girls in because they don't want them in.
So they make excuses like "Sorry! There's already too many people!"
But then another girl they like asks and they say "Sure!! There's a spot for everybody!!!"
You know we might be young but were not stupid.
Well then the girl runs away and starts to cry.
But she doesn't have the guts to tell the teacher.

Then when it's lunch time this one teacher calls them over to sit and talk at a private table.

Wow they were going far with this!!!!!!!!!

Everybody tries to sneak and hear what their saying but this one girl pushes them away.
Then this girl starts crying because looking at them makes her fell bad.
NOW WHAT KIND STUPID SINISTER PLAN IS THAT!!!!!???????
THAT PLAN IS SO MEAN, IT MIGHT AS WELL BE WRITTEN BY PEREZ HILTON!!!!
Now on the other hand I wanted to get down to the bottom of this.
So I go talk to some people.
Someone said their lying and keeping the money for them self.
Another person said the teacher was getting on their side.
And another one said that Justin Bieber lives in a retirement home.
Then I over here some girls trash talking about it.
So I go over to them.
They tell me the whole story I just told you and say that it's pay back time.
They know I get huge hits on this blog (xzoomz) so they want me to post it on my blog.
Then they want me to link it to them.
So they give me their emails.
Then I look all around the lunch room to find paper and a pen.
Then a teacher (The Cop) says if I move again I'll get big trouble for my class.
And right at that moment my teacher shows up.
I 'm ready to get in line when then the girls who told me the story come up.
They say to actually not do the revenge and to not post it on my blog which you see I'm doing.
See I told ya!
No girl, has guts!
I don't listen to them and instead I rise the payback to maximum level.
(But they don't know that yet.)
Then there was a commotion with my teacher.
She said that they will speak later.

At the end of the day my teacher talked to the class.
"Okay I've heard there has been a problem with this cancer thing. But they won't let other boys a-" "NONE OF THE BOYS CARE!!!" Some boy yelled. She ignores him and continues. "But they won't let other girls join because there are already too many other girls who have joined. But that doesn't mean you can't start your own little club!"
Really Ms. Certner?
Really?
Well then school's out and the journey stops.
THE END

If there is any other troubles about this crisis I will write them down for you.
Only at xzoomz.blogspot.com!!!!!!!!

P.S. Ms. Certner I really didn't mean it as much said it was, so see you tomorrow!!!

Wednesday, January 19

Nowhere...


Hello all fans of this blog.
Well today is NOWHERE DAY!!!!
So here's my no where story...

It was our first day bringing my brother to his tutor.
When we left him we tried to find somewhere where we could do something.
We drived for 1 hour!!!!
And finally at the end we found a Barnes & Nobles.
But my mom said it was time to pick up my brother.

THE NEXT WEEK...

The next week we decided to walk somewhere instead of driving.
We crossed this really big street which I was and still am afraid of.
It's scary because there's this sign that says "BE CAREFUL!! SOME OLD DUDE DIED HERE!!"
And trust me!!!
It was a real sign.
When we finally got across we realized this place was somewhere where we drove to.
We walked a little farther turned our heads 45 degrees to see...
BARNES & NOBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We had drove to a place in 1 hour, when we could've walked there in 5 minutes!!!!!!!!!!
That means we had gone in circles last week!!!!!!!!
That means we went nowhere last week.

Tuesday, January 18

Nothing, Nowhere, No One Day

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!!
Well today I wanted to make a special day for everyone!!!!!
Today in X ZooMz history is...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, NO ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's the day where we talk about...
NOTHING, NOWHERE, AND NO ONE!!!!!!!!!
So rock on!!!!!!!
P.S. It will continue for the rest of the week.
Like today is nothing day, tomorrow is nowhere day, and you get the rest!!!

Nothing...


Hello all fans of this blog.
What's so good about today?
NOTHING!!!!!!
Uhhh, nothing...
Nothing's good!!!
It was the worst school day of the week!!!!!!!
(Actually it was the first day of the week.)
And, WE STARTED SCHOOL AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And they still haven't canceled Justin Bieber's movie!!!!
And I got this idea of a post by writing a word and then thinking of a story that fits its name!!!!!!!
What a terrible day!!
AW POO!!!!

Wednesday, January 12

Macarena (ROBOT STYLE)

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!!
Today at lunch time me and some of my friends created a team and did the Macarena!!!!!
We did it for every teacher then paid them some chocolate candy.
Here's how it goes.
First we do the Macarena real slow and like a ROBOT.
At the end Simon goes wika-wika-wee!!!!
Like a DJ.
Then we do it real mode.
OUCH!!!!!!!!!
This blog just kicked Justin Bieber in the hienie and out of the fame!!!!! (In 30 years)
Well this is more exciting and awesome if you see it in real life.
I would take a video but...
It takes to long to load then it crashes the laptop.
Well it's dinner time so I guess...
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 11

3 Bad Things 3 Awesome Things!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
Today 3 bad things happened to me.
But also 3 awesome things!!!!!!
My mom always wants to hear the good news first so...
LETS TART WITH THE BAD NEWS!!!!!!!
1- My teacher didn't tell us our IIM project topic we're going to study.
2- I left my saxophone at school so my mom got cranky.
3- I ate expired yogurt.
(4-Not many of you have been going on to my blog... >:0 )
Now the good things!!!!!!!

1- I ate 2 donuts!!!!!!!
2- My saxophone performance is coming up!!!
3- I sat on my friends face and I left school before he could get me back.
(4- I like to dance!!!!!!! ;-) )

Peace!!!
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Monday, January 10

12 Movies Of Christmas.


On the 1st day of Christmas Buzz gave to me, a toy story 3 CD!!!!! (Toy Story 3)
On the 2nd day of Christmas Ben Stiller gave to me, 2 little fockers!!!!!!!! (Little Fockers)
On the 3rd day of Christmas Gru gave to me, 3 tiny minions!!!!! (Despicable Me)
On the 4th day of Christmas Tony Stark gave to me, 4 iron men!!!!! (Iron Man)
On the 5th day of Christmas Rapunzel gave to me, 5 locks of hair!!!!! (Tangled)
On the 6th day of Christmas Ponyo gave to me, 6 pieces of ham!!!!!!! (Ponyo)
On the 7th day of Christmas Scott Pilgrim gave to me, 7 evil exes !!! (Scott Pilgrim)
On the 8th day of Christmas Jake Sully gave to me, 8 avatars!!!!! (Avatar)
On the 9th day of Christmas Salt gave to me, 9 russian spies!!!!!! (Salt)
On the 10th day of Christmas Harry Potter gave to me, 10 Magic spells!!!!! (Harry Potter)
On the 11th day of Christmas Mark Zuckerberg gave to me, 11 facebook friends!! (Social Network)
On the 12th day of Christmas Homer Simpson gave to me, 12 frosted donuts!!! (Simpsons Movie)



12 MOVIES OF CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morocco Day # 2


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!
On the second day of Morocco we got up early in the morning and drove to a new town.
We stopped for lunch which turned out to be horrible!!!! (No wonder it's in the middle of nowhere.)
There were chicken and cats running all around!!!!!!
Then we got back on our cars and started to drive again.
When we got to the new town these people from the hotel we were staying at got our luggage and brought us to the hotel.
After we got cozy we went to dinner and it blew that bad lunch place away like Justin Bieber will in 1 year.
Then we went back to the hotel and fell asleep.



THE END

Thursday, January 6

History Of Patrick Star


Patrick Star (born February 27, 1978) is a fictional character in the Nickelodeon animated television comedy SpongeBob SquarePants, voiced by Bill Fagerbakke. Patrick is an overweight pink sea star who lives under a rock and is Spongebob’s best friend. Patrick has crazy ideas that often get the two into trouble. Like his best friend, he tends to be extremely gullible and clueless (even to Spongebob’s intentions), but remains a very loyal friend. Generally moronic, he has shown he is capable of random bursts of intelligence. His parents, Margie and Herb Star, are rarely seen on the show; a running gag involves Patrick mistaking Spongebob’s parents for his own.
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* 1 Biography
o 1.1 Character
o 1.2 Looks
o 1.3 Leisure
* 2 Education
o 2.1 Occupation
o 2.2 Residence
o 2.3 Antagonistic Side
o 2.4 Paranormal Powers
* 3 Appearances
* 4 Family
* 5 Trivia
* 6 Quotes
* 7 References

Biography Edit Biography sectionEdit
CharacterEdit Character sectionEdit

No Nose KnowsWeblykinlyAdded by WeblykinlyPatrick Camarador is somewhat a cheese puff and jealous of SpongeBob's various awards and once tried to imitate everything he did by trying to be a fry cook, hoping to get awards for it. Eventually, he got an award for doing nothing longer than anyone else ever, which pleased him. Patrick once completed the Dirty Bubble Challenge many years ago, but then lost the trophy which they sent him, which reveals one of his talents, having an excellent skill at paddleball.[1] Patrick that likes his pal SpongeBob, is a big fan of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. Patrick loves to eat food (especially ice cream, cheese, chili, pickles and donuts), and riding on fishing hooks. He also dislikes Barnacle Chips, on the episode "Chocolate with Nuts"[2] When writing a movie script in "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture", he suggested the characters should drink "Cheese Coffee," and in "Krusty Towers", he requested that his room at the Krusty Towers should be filled with cheese. In an older episode entitled "Hooky," he risked his life for cheese. Patrick has also shown that he likes seanut brittle, as seen in the episode "Pranks a Lot". In "Something Smells", he had some roast beef, some chicken, and a pizza for breakfast. In the video game Drawn to Life: SpongeBob SquarePants Edition, his dad said that he once got stuck in a crab shell.

One of the most difficult experiences of Patrick's life was when he had to open a jar in order to copy SpongeBob. He overcame his immense stupidity, and was able to pull it off with flying colors, thanks to SpongeBob's instructions and Patrick's perseverance.

It is shown in "Big Pink Loser" that Patrick has little practical skill; he struggles with tasks such as sweeping or opening a jar. This is further expanded on in "Pat No Pay", when even the most simple of tasks Mr. Krabs gives him prove to be extremely difficult for him to accomplish.

At times, Patrick's stupidity is so potent that he suffers from lapses of memory (such as trying to eat a chocolate bar twice!) and complete shutdown on any thought whatsoever. In an episode where he attempts to think up a song, it is shown that foul-smelling smoke leaks out of his head, possibly due to the fact that he doesn't use his head too much. In "Rule of Dumb", it is revealed that Patrick is a cheapskate, like Mr. Krabs.

Having no nose, Patrick has no sense of smell; in "Something Smells", he is the only one who does not notice SpongeBob's horrible sundae breath, though he wore a clothespin over his nose to avoid smelling SpongeBob's "sick" breath in "The Suds". In "No Nose Knows", he underwent plastic surgery to get a nose, but became overwhelmed by the bad smells in town and attempted to get rid of them all. Eventually, his interference in the lives of SpongeBob, Sandy, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in doing so leads them to create a massive ball of garbage that smells so bad that Patrick's new nose "dies".

Although SpongeBob frequently asks Patrick for advice in order to deal with his problems, it is implied on at least one occasion that he knows of Patrick's stupidity; in "Hooky", when arguing about playing on the fishermen's hooks, Patrick asks "Are you gonna listen to a big dummy, or are you gonna listen to me?" and SpongeBob weakly responds with "Ummmmm...", not really knowing how to answer. Patrick pointing at somethingWeblykinlyAdded by Weblykinly In the early episodes, Patrick simply wears his trunks to bed. Later on, he appears in pajamas. In the newer episodes, including the one that showed his 3 a.m. eating habit, he is seen wearing underwear to bed, just like his friend SpongeBob.

It can be assumed that Patrick has a driver's license. In the episode "Boating School", he manages to navigate SpongeBob perfectly around the course with a walkie-talkie in his body (with the antenna sticking out of his head), until the last moment, when SpongeBob realized he was cheating, and crashed. Also, in "Driven to Tears", he easily passed Mrs. Puff's tests (as he thought that she was setting up SpongeBob's tests so he would flunk) and had his license for a while until SpongeBob ripped it up out of jealousy; afterwards, he instantly forgets how to drive meaning he can only drive with license. Patrick is also usually shown during a conflict, noticing something, but turns out to not know about the conflict as in "Have You Seen This Snail?".

Patrick will often appear to get excited about a particular thing, then later the viewer realizes he was excited about something completely unrelated to what he originally appeared to be in a tizzy about. Examples of this include "Have You Seen This Snail?", and "The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie", in which SpongeBob and Patrick are driving in the Patty Wagon through a threshold of fish skulls, to which he is oblivious; it seems that he starts to notice his surroundings, when in reality he was only going to shout "Make mine a chocolate!" In the aforementioned episode, "Have You Seen This Snail?", Patrick sees that SpongeBob is on the floor, shouting "Darn it!" when he lost his paddleball challenge. Patrick appears to be shocked and startled about SpongeBob's behavior; however, it was then revealed that he was worried about a picture on the pineapple wall being crooked. Also in Have You Seen This Snail?, Patrick sees Gary in the Craft store, but when he tells Spongebob what he saw, he says instead of "I saw Gary" He says "I saw these huge chunks of Balsa wood. They were awesome!" In "The Thing", when the two are watching the shoddy treatment of "Smelly" in the zoo, SpongeBob shouts "This isn't good!" and Patrick states, "You're absolutely right!", but then holds up a hot dog and says, "It needs mustard."

Patrick is left-handed. He writes with his left hand, as seen in "The Camping Episode" and "Krusty Towers". He also holds a jellyfish net in his left hand, as seen in "Jellyfishing". However, strangely, in "Have You Seen This Snail?" he states that he usually knocks on SpongeBob's door with his right hand, possibly meaning he uses any hand.

In "The Battle of Bikini Bottom", it is revealed that Patrick does in fact have fingers; he wears a coat the same color as his skin and fingerless gloves.

There have been multiple episodes where Patrick has been a criminal; examples include "Life of Crime", "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler", and "Good Ol' Whatshisname".
LooksEdit Looks sectionEdit

Patrick is pink and chubby, with black eyes and purple eyelids. In earlier episodes, Patrick's eyebrows were lighter but later on they were darkened and slightly changed. Patrick's trunks are green with purple flowers. He also looks similar to that of the McDonald's character Grimace.
LeisureEdit Leisure sectionEdit

Patrick running for presidentWeblykinlyAdded by Weblykinly Patrick is SpongeBob's best friend and has quite a number of things in common with him. Like SpongeBob, Patrick is an invertebrate. He often walks into the Krusty Krab with the greeting "Good morning, Krusty Krew!" Patrick has well plotted systems that often get SpongeBob and himself into trouble such as alien hunting (as seen in Sandy's Rocket) acting as adults with sideburns and not as babies in front of SpongeBob's grandma (as seen in Grandma's Kisses) sneaking into Sandy's Treedome in the winter (as seen in Survival of the Idiots), riding on fishing hooks (as seen in Hooky), raiding girls' underpants (as seen in Mid-Life Crustacean), and many other situations such as going after King Neptune's crown. He fancies himself to be quite the jellyfisher, and loves many of the same things that SpongeBob loves. His goal in life was to defeat the giant monkey-man and save the ninth dimension, but SpongeBob convinced him to aim lower.

In "Graveyard Shift", right after Squidward, working the 24 hour shift at the Krusty Krab, said "Who wants a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?" Patrick, at his home, wakes up, and says "Oh boy! 3 AM!", pulls out a Krabby Patty, and eats it. This could mean he wakes up at 3:00 AM.

Patrick is a fan of the underwater rock band, "Stingray 5000", as hinted in "Missing Identity". The band is a reference to the heavy metal band Powerman 5000, which sang a song entitled "When Worlds Collide" which was also the name of the song played in SpongeBob B.C. (Before Comedy) Ugh.

In the episodes "Band Geeks", "Krabby Road", and "The Camping Episode" and video game, Lights, Camera, Pants!, it is revealed that Patrick is able to play drums. Patrick is in I was a Teenage Gary in the opening and the end where he is in pjamas wearing a bathrobe where the snails are singing and he yells " Will you clam up!?" and throws a shoe at them.

In The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie, it's shown that Patrick is attracted to women, shown when he shows affection for Princess Mindy. It is also reveled that he has worn the same goofy goober underwear for 3 years.
EducationEdit Education sectionEdit

Very little is known of Patrick's education. Patrick attended Mrs. Puff's Boating School in the episodes, "New Student Starfish" and "Driven to Tears". However, this was only because he was lonely and wanted to go with SpongeBob. He even thought it was Spanish class, not boating school. Patrick is actually quite talented in driving a boatmobile, as shown in "Driven to Tears". Additionally, in "Sing a Song of Patrick", it is revealed that Patrick had a gym teacher and possibly went to school (although it is uncertain which school system he attended.) In "The Bully" it is said that Patrick went to community college. Despite the many references to Patrick's education he has become known as the lovable dummy. What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in humor. However, community college is not a very high-educational school. It is very easy to get into, and has somewhat good education skills there, meaning that he will never have a successful life of fortune but this is also due to the fact that Patrick is a lazy slob. It is revealed in the episodes "Naughty Nautical Neighbors" and "Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost" that he knows how to administer C.P.R., perhaps implying that he took medicine in college or has some other form of medical training. Also, in Suds, when SpongeBob calls him "Doctor Patrick" Patrick says, "And they said I'd never make anything out of myself" which could be referring to what the professors of medicine might have said to him. This probably gives Patrick an average IQ at a low point. Despite being obviously stupid, through-out the series he has bursts of intellect, such as when Spongebob and himself were trapped inside Squidward, he came up of the idea of Squidward burping, where he said "capturing the Co2 in the ballast tanks, refiring the engine, and riding the shockwave out of there." , right after Sandy said they would go through with his plan he asked "What plan?", and the reason for being stuck was due to his stupidity of slashing the tanks with an axe. Patrick shows a surprising aptitude for art, as seen in Frankendoodle, in which he accurately criticizes Spongebob's drawing a jellyfish, before drawing a rather unnerving caricature of Squidward Tentacles. He also criticizes Doodlebob's art drawing of Spongebob's pineapple ("maybe he's in that poorly drawn pineapple"). This talent has not been touched upon until the episode Patty Caper, when he makes an abstract and surprisingly lifelike sketch of Squidward. In No Hat for Pat, it is shown that whenever he gets nervous, he forgets how to stand.
OccupationEdit Occupation sectionEdit

Patrick has never had a long-standing occupation. However, he has had various jobs, mostly at the Krusty Krab. He has worked there a total of seven times, as seen in the episodes "Arrgh!," "Big Pink Loser," "Squilliam Returns," "That's No Lady," "Bummer Vacation", "Banned in Bikini Bottom", and "Pat No Pay".

Patrick once got a job working at the Chum Bucket when Plankton was searching for a tough competitor for the Krusty Krab in the Olympic Fry Cook Games. The audience was at first fooled into thinking an enormous purple championship wrestler fish would be the competitor, when in reality he was only carrying the real contestant, Patrick Star (a parody of a scene in the film Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls). He then reveals to SpongeBob that he only worked for five minutes. In Rule of Dumb, Patrick reigned as King of Bikini Bottom due to his aristocratic bloodlines; however, this was later found to be false.

In "Sing a Song of Patrick," Patrick gets a job from a comic book to sing a song of his own. However, Patrick never wanted to sing since his childhood because he was singing in P.E.! and had dodgeballs thrown at him, "just because they were playing dodgeball!" Also, the band who performed his song died.
ResidenceEdit Residence sectionEdit

Patrick's rock houseWeblykinlyAdded by WeblykinlyPatrick lives under a rock, literally, on 124 Conch Street — two doors down from his best friend and next to the man who hates his guts, Squidward & 400-yards away from the Krusty Krab. Unlike most starfish, he sleeps on the ceiling (although he is shown sleeping in a bed in at least five episodes). When he is not jellyfishing, or adventuring with his friends, he's sleeping under his rock. There are many inconsistencies in the depictions of his house due to the nature of the cartoon and utility treatment of backgrounds; in one episode, his house is depicted to be nothing but a bed and a chest of drawers, yet in others he appears to have a kitchen and a living room. Also, certain episodes tend to depict the surface below the rock to be completely flat, while in others there is a considerable amount of depth below it. Patrick claims to have built the house himself. Nickelodeon then talked about Patrick's house:

"What's really beneath this famous rock? The home of Patrick Star. While the outside never changes, a closer look inside reveals that Patrick's house is never set in stone. Sometimes, there's just sand. Other times, there's a small den. Occasionally, there's a large master bedroom. And there's the Multi-Room Complex feturing an eat-in kitchen, arched doorways, and a hi-def TV. Rock on!"

The small arrow thing on top of his house is usually shown falling off on numerous occasions.
Antagonistic SideEdit Antagonistic Side sectionEdit

Marty and JanetWeblykinlyAdded by WeblykinlyAlthough he is unintelligent and is usually carefree, magnanimous, and generally detached, Patrick has demonstrated a cold, shrewd, even sociopathic side at times. For example, in "I'm with Stupid", SpongeBob volunteered to act stupid around Patrick's parents in an attempt to improve their opinion of Patrick. In the end, Patrick ended up taking it too seriously and betraying the favor by denying that this was a part of an agreement, and that he was indeed the intelligent one who has been trying desperately to educate his poor hopeless friend, and he and his "parents" laughed at SpongeBob so much that he couldn't take it anymore and ran out of Patrick's house screaming maniacally. It is a transgression he has still never apologized for, although SpongeBob, being himself, seems to have forgiven him anyway.

Patrick has shown a disregard for oaths and promises by going back on a vow to Mr. Krabs. While he had agreed to put himself under Mr. Krabs's "sailor's promise" to not go near a nearby area filled with fishing hooks, he changed his mind under the justification that he "had [his] fingers crossed". As SpongeBob pointed out, this was impossible due to the fact that Patrick has no fingers ("Hooky"). This proves to be his own undoing, as he is trapped in a tuna can by the end of the episode.

Patrick has been known to become violent when he feels that his interpersonal relationships are crumbling. After SpongeBob cannot present a gift to him on Valentine's Day, he concludes that SpongeBob must hate him (especially after finding out that SpongeBob gave gifts to everyone else, including somebody he had just met that morning). Patrick went so far as to declare his intentions to harm his yellow friend (as well as some random bystanders who also did not give him a gift) for this horrible crime. It apparently sounded like he was going to kill SpongeBob and the Bikini Bottomites at the carnival when he said "It's too late for that, too late... for all of you!". Once Patrick finds out that SpongeBob has indeed gotten him a gift, his anger is forgotten. He even said that SpongeBob didn't have to get him a gift ("Valentine's Day").

In "Nature Pants" when SpongeBob decides to live away from home, a hurt and crazed Patrick attempts to capture him and keep him in a jar on his mantle. When SpongeBob escapes by jumping into the jellyfish hive, Patrick gives up, snaps his net in half, and walks home crying.

In the controversial episode "Rock-a-Bye Bivalve", Patrick promises to come back to SpongeBob and his surrogate son/clam Junior from "work" at 6:00 PM. However, at 12:00 A.M., with a lampshade on his head (which raised some mild controversy,) Patrick comes home laughing to an angry SpongeBob.

Patrick's fickle disrespect for others may stem from delusions of his own superiority over those around him. In "Something Smells", he fears that he has become ugly and expresses that he was "one of the beautiful people", and that SpongeBob gave him "the ugly", despite having taught SpongeBob about "power in pride" earlier in the episode. In the episode mentioned earlier during which he denies that SpongeBob is only pretending to be foolish, he easily took the opportunity to declare that he was in fact a genius, a possible revelation of his inner subconscious desire to be better than SpongeBob. In "Driven to Tears", he attends Mrs. Puff's boating school, thinking that she was setting up SpongeBob's tests so he would constantly flunk, and passes almost effortlessly. Afterwards, he rubs his license in SpongeBob's face every chance he gets, calling himself a "driving genius" (despite having ran red lights and made dangerous U-turns), and SpongeBob finally gets sick of it and destroys his license, though they reconcile when SpongeBob is released from prison.

In two episodes, Patrick was able to exercise superiority over others. In "Patrick SmartPants", he becomes intelligent after an accident which leaves brain coral lodged into his head. Although not overtly hostile to others, he belittles SpongeBob as childish, chastises Squidward for lack of musical talent, and insults Sandy's intelligence when she is unable to solve a complex equation. Patrick soon tires of his intellect and attempts to reclaim his "old life". In "Rule of Dumb", Patrick is crowned King of Bikini Bottom and acts in a ruthless, despotic manner, thinking he has the right to take and use whatever he wants, regardless of whether or not they want him to; after weeks of ruining everyone's lives for his own personal gain, he goes too far by hiring a construction crew to move Squidward's house in order to set up a Ferris wheel. Squidward explodes and asks his fellow Bikini Bottomites if they truly thought that a "mindless pink blob" like Patrick could be the king of anything (besides the King of Morons), they all believe him and refuse to do anything more for Patrick, to which he decides to show everyone that he is a king and ruin Squidward's life; at this point, his attitude is so bad that he even scares SpongeBob away. When Patrick looks into the mirror and sees a monstrous version of himself, he becomes horrified by what he has become, decides that friendship is more important than power, and happily abdicates the throne when it is discovered that he is not the true king.

In "No Weenies Allowed", Patrick and SpongeBob stage a fight in order for SpongeBob to get into the Salty Spitoon; he almost blows the whole plan and legitimately attacks SpongeBob after he calls him "tubby", giving his friend a black eye. After SpongeBob reminds him of their plan, Patrick immediately "loses" to him.

Even though Patrick is usually foolish and "behind the game", he has had moments in which he has become the mastermind of many devious plots that display his opportunism. In one of the many episodes during which SpongeBob attempts to get his driver's license, Patrick not only devises a system that allowed him to give SpongeBob the answers to the exam, but he found a way to conceal it from others, giving SpongeBob a cowboy hat to wear over the antenna that was attached to him, though SpongeBob later revealed that he was in fact "cheating" ("Boating School").

In "To Save a Squirrel", Patrick chases SpongeBob in an attempt to eat him before SpongeBob tries to eat him. He also tries to trap him with several traps, similar to the Looney Tunes shows. At the end of the episode, he joins SpongeBob in trying to eat Sandy.

In "Squidtastic Voyage", after crashing into Squidward's stomach in an attempt to take a clarinet reed out of Squidward's throat and trying to find a way out of his stomach, Patrick devises a brilliant plan that involves "capturing the Co2 in the ballast tanks, refiring the engine, and riding the shockwave out of there." He soon forgets the plan and replies "What plan?" when SpongeBob compliments on it. The plan works and they crash into the throat where the reed was trapped. In that same episode, Patrick maniacally attacks the interiors of Sandy's submarine with an axe (destroying the autopilot functions and leaving the duo temporarily stranded in Squidward's stomach in the process), prompting Sandy to yell, "Stop it! What're you tryin' to do, kill him?", something that makes Squidward highly uncomfortable.

In Ditchin, Patrick refused to let SpongeBob go to school and just have him be excused by saying that he has to go to the bathroom. This is similar when in a famous moral story, Pinnochio, the Fox dared Pinnochio not to go to school and have more fun anywhere else.
Paranormal PowersEdit Paranormal Powers sectionEdit

Similar to SpongeBob's super-"human" abilities of shapeshifting, duplication, invulnerability, and regeneration, Patrick has, in various episodes, shown to possess superpowers such as flight ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", "A Life in the Day"), telepathy ("Big Pink Loser") telekinesis ("No Weenies Allowed"), superhuman strength ("The Battle of Bikini Bottom", Suds, Nature Pants, Gift of Gum, Valentines Day) and a number of other stories(although in the "Krusty Krushers",he was a weakling who couldn't tear paper without a cut), a strong imagination ("Idiot Box"), the ability to roll his body up into a giant pile of bubble gum ("Something Smells"), the ability to grow varying amounts of hair on his head ("Krabby Road", though this may be based on a real starfish's regenerative powers), and the ability to play The William Tell Overture on his belly as though it were a drum (also in "Krabby Road"). SpongeBob is probably at least aware of his unusual physical strength, shapeshifting power, and psychic abilities, as he was not visibly surprised when Patrick demonstrated these powers in the aforementioned episodes, but he merely thought that he was imagining Patrick flying, and was amazed when he saw Patrick's hair power. He is also able to climb up a ray of sunshine to reach the sun, which he mistook for a lightbulb; soon afterwards, he runs back down with his behind on fire ("Night Light"). In another instance, he once gained the ability to stretch his body to incredible lengths as part of Mermaid Man's International Justice League of Super Acquaintances, but lost these powers when he quit and returned the Elastic Waistband's costume ("Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V").
AppearancesEdit Appearances sectionEdit

Patrick Star is present in almost all the SpongeBob SquarePants episodes. Episodes wher he doesn't appear are:

* TBA

FamilyEdit Family sectionEdit

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TriviaEdit Trivia sectionEdit

* Patrick waking up at 3:00am can be a clue why he takes naps in the day.
* Patrick, along with Spongbob, doesn't care if he is naked in public.
* Patrick is actually related to Spongebob's snail, Gary; they are cousins.
* In Patrick`s family tree, it is noted that his descendant is "Patron", suggesting he may have a child.
* Patrick and Spongebob are Best Friends Forever! (BFF)

Pins and Hard Feelings.


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!
Well you know that other post about pins and how they were so expensive?
Well for Christmas I got a pin machine so I could sell more for a cheaper price!
So they were 25 cent.
The next day I made orders of what people wanted on their pins?
I had 17 orders!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's 4.25$!!!!!
A lot of money!!
When I came back my pin machine wasn't working.
Oh FAJA!!!!
Then my older brother fixed it and made 3.
So the next day I gave everybody theirs and they paid me.
But when my teacher figured out, she made me return all the money.
Well I let everybody have their money back and keep their pins.
Well that's my stinkish true story.
Sorry.

Monday, January 3

Jetlag.


Hello all- yawn- fans of this-yawn-blog.
Today I'm going to-yawn-write about jet-yawn-lag.
Okay starting now there will be no more yawning!!!!
Well what I wanted to talk about today is jetlag.
And i have a whole lot of it!!!
I mean I'm writing this post at 5:50 am!!!!!
I got jetlag since I just got back Morocco and Spain which is 6 hours after the time right now.
So to me it's 11:50.
Well see ya!!!

Sunday, January 2

Morocco Day # 1


Hello all fans of this blog!!!
Well liked I promised I'm going to write about Morocco.
On the first day of Morocco we got there around lunch time.
Well I sat down and ordered Morocco's main dish.
It's called Tajine.
And after that we went to the main plaza and saw real snake charmers!!!!!!!!!
They were awesome!!
Well after that we went to the hotel to take a nap.
By the time that was done we went to this really fancy restaurant.
Then there were belly dancers!!!!!
It was really weird when my dad put some money in her pants.
It was like watching Shakira up close!
Then we went to the hotel and fell asleep.
To be continued...

Saturday, January 1

Old Years Dreams, New Years Hopes


Hello all fans of this blog!!!!

Well you should know that it is no longer 2010 but it is 2011!!!
We all loved 2010 except for dumb people but beside that we all loved it!!!!
Now I have a fun thing you could all do and I´m hope you like my idea!
Inside the comment box I want you to write what was your favorite day of 2010 and your hope for 2011!!!
Now trust me this will be fun and you will all enjoy it.
I wish you all a happy New Year!!
Good night!!!