Movie Review: Wrath Of The Titans

Before Percius had a terrible movie and terrible hair.
Now he has more realistic hair and a son.
What could possibly go wrong?

Rating: PG-13
Time: 99 min

Wrath Of The Titans is a sequel to its prequel Clash Of The Titans.
This one brings you all new characters and DEMONS!
It's like Percius 7 years later from the first movie.
I don't know if that's how you spell his name.
This movie was one of those movies where a brother hates his sibling who is a bad guy.
It's kind of like Jack and Jill but they're not twins and they're trying to kill each other.
Like the first movie this movie goes bye super fast.
A lot happens and the writer knows how to cram it into 99 min when it deserves like 135min.
The war passes bye like that and spoiler alert it doesn't take long for Percius to kill that giant lava monster at the end of the commercial.
The women in this movie Rosamund Pike, I think they want her to be an important character but no one really notices her.
This movie is a little predictable but I think only at the end.
I think not everybody did great in this movie but in the end it was pretty good because there wasn't any boring parts except when they talk and you don't what they mean.
Anyways my rating for this movie is...


6.5

Movie Review: Mirror Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall, YOU ARE A REALLY FREAKY VERSION OF JULIA ROBERTS!

Rating: PG
Time: 106

Mirror Mirror was a copy of the original Snow White.
Just the difference it's not DISNEY!!
HUH!!??
And it is also one out of TWO snow white movies this year!!!!
Anyways lets get started with the review.
First, snow white, she is an okay actress.
Too happy all the time!
In the beginning of the movie Julia Roberts is speaking in an English accent and 5 minutes later in American.
There are some times when the movie gets really boring.
The end is cheesy and a lot of it is also cheesy.
Anyways my rating for this movie is...


4.0


The next movie is a sequal to its first and the first was terrible!!!

Q: Cartoon Network At School? A: Yes

hello persons!
so you know how my mom works at CN?
if you didn't well now you do!
well anyways, my school does this thing that parents can come into the school and give a lesson about where they work.
and my mom did it and it was AWESOME!!

People are calling it
"THE BEST EVER!"
and
"I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GET TO GO, THEY MISSED OUT ON A LOT!!!!!!!!"
and even other parents are saying,
" NOW OUR LITTLE BOY ACTUALLY LIKES SCHOOL! THANKS PEOPLE, THANKS CN!"

yes yes!
it was the best!
what we did was my moms friend set up a little power point and in that power point was 2 episodes of gumball.
we watched all of that and then she gave each kid a little toy.
it was awesome!
anyways i have to go!
see ya!

School Yard Force Feild

hello persons.
today I feel like talking about me and not movies.
in my school yard they have a problem with the roof.
so the gov is paying 9 million to get it fixed.
so what the people who are fixing it did was surround the whole school with scaffolding.
so now you only see poles when you look out the window.
and another thing is that they took up half of the schoolyard so they can put their materials!
they stink.
this thing takes 18 months.
good thing june is my last month here.
this school kinda stunk already so this just makes it stink more.
when you think it couldn't get worst, there you go!
anyways i have to go, SEE YA!

Movie Review: 50/50

Whup di doo, here comes the drama queen!

Rating: R
Time: 100 min

50/50 is a strange movie.
I thought it would be funnier, wasn't.
I thought it would be better, wasn't.
This is a movie where the trailer lies to you.
I guess it was well written, but there was this one part where he gets really angry at his friend, that part was terrible
His relationship with his therapist is really cute and the actors are really good.
The camera shots were good but not the best and this movie is full of relationships.
With his therapist, with his mom, with his friend, with his girl friend.
So I would give this movie a...


7.0


Anyways thanks for reading, bye.