Sunday, July 8

Movie Review: The Amazing Spiderman


Spiderman with Emma Stone, can't wait! (Sarcasm)

Rating: PG-13
Time: 136 min
Stars: Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone

WARNING: If you have read the comics or seen the Tobey Maguire movie then see this one, your thoughts will be scrambled and you will get angry!
As always let me start with the good and then the bad.
What I liked about this movie was Emma Stone, all the scenes she was in were good and she really stole me away.
I also liked the way Andrew Garfield changes into Spiderman and starts making the costume and starts to learn his abilities.
I liked the aunt and the uncle.
I liked the way the camera man filmed the movie, i thought was really well done.
Now lets get to what I didn't like.
I didn't like Andrew Garfield.
I thought he had the same emotion the whole movie and when he finally cries he does it terribly.
I didn't like the bad guy.
In the movie he has no purpose to be the bad guy, it seems like he just wants to be the bad guy and that's that.
And there are some times in this movie where Peter Parker does all these things that proves he's Spiderman and the people are supposed to not notice.
If this movie were real life, have of New York would know Spidermans real identity .
And if you read the comics or watched the Tobey Maguire movies and see this you will get angry and you will get confused.
Many facts and things in this movie are different and wrong.
I would recommend this movie to anyone who's a lady, because by the end of the movie they'll say they liked it because they think Andrew Garfield is cute.
Score=6.0

Saturday, July 7

Movie Review: Jack And Jill


One Adam Sandler is okay but two, I shiver at the thought.


Rating: PG

Time: 91 min

Stars: Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler


Adam Sandler as a woman, well he’s played more stupid parts.

As every other post I always start off with the good and then the bad.

Now what was good…

Now lets get to the bad.

The plot was bad and it was confusing.

All the characters (even Al Pacino)

They were all so annoying and so hard to even watch.

But the worst character was Al Pacino, (I was surprised too.)

How could such a good and famous actor be in such a bad movie?

I didn’t really think there was a problem the director could agree on.

The whole movie was confusing and mixed up.

I didn’t really think that Adam Sandler as a boy was really that important.

It had also seemed that Adam Sandler wasn’t really in his role in this movie.

To make it clearer and short it was one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

Sometimes I think Adam Sandler tries to make terrible movies.

I recommend this movie to anybody who hates life.

Score=3.0

Movie Review: Puss In Boots


A PG movie with Zach Galafanakis, well he must be the physcho, he he he…


Rating: PG

Time: 90 min

Stars: Antonio Banderas, Zach Galafinakis


This movie is based apon the cat in Shreck before they even met.

So let me start with what I liked about the movie.

I liked the characters, I thought all of them were unique in their own ways.

I liked the cats voice and I love Antonio Banderas.

I liked the colors.

I know that’s not much but everything else was okay or bad.

Anyways now lets get to the things I didn’t like.

What I didn’t like about this movie is that it was very predictable.

I would know what would happen before it happened.

I didn’t like the bad guy because I didn’t think it was that much of a bad guy.

I didn’t like how when they were kids and the town hated them, liked them, hated them and on.

I didn’t like other things but if said them it would kind of be a spoiler.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who likes fairy tales, Shreck, cats, and animation.

Score=6.0