Soccer World Cup!

Eliminated teams for those who don't understand soccer.

• Slovakia
• Chile
• Korea Republic
• USA
• Mexico
• Japan
• England
• Portugal
• South Africa
• France
• Greece
• Nigeria
• Slovenia
• Algeria
• Serbia
• Australia
• Italy
• New Zealand
• Cote d'Ivoire
• Korea DPR
• Switzerland
• Honduras

Teams that are still not eliminated.

• Uruguay
• Ghana
• Argentina
• Spain
• Germany
• Brazil
• Netherlands
• And Paraguay!!!

Fathers Day!!!!

Happy Fathers Day every father who is reading this!

I bet you all are having so much fun! (Without your kids)

Oh yeah people who aren't fathers scram!!!

Yeah I said it.

Anyway now that those peoples are gone I hope lets get back to our conversation.

Aren't wives so bossy?

And aren't kids but me so lame?

Blah blah blah the conversation goes on.

Thank you for reading this post!!!!!!

The Winning Prize

Oh my second grade teacher is so awesome!!!

She made learn how to blossom.

Oh if you had her,

She would call you a sir,

Unless you're a GAL whatever that is

So if you looking for a school,

P.S.29 is cool,

And if you want a

SUPER

DUPER

DOOPITY DOO

Second grade teacher,

Ms. Marcella is the teacher for yyyooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!

This was the winning prize for the competition so see what you missed out on and join the other competitions only at xzoomz.blogspot.com!!!!!!!!!

Now are you jealous?

BAM!

AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! It's so big!

This is when the story starts...

It was a normal night.

Me, my brother, my brothers friend,my brothers friends mom, and my mom were at Blue Marble (ice cream place.)

Then we get in line for ice crreeeeeaaaaammmm...

When we get our turn everybody gets there ice creammm...

BAM!!!! THAT'S WHEN IT DOESN'T HAPPEN!!!!!!!

Then we go sit down at the table and start eating ice cream.

(Little boys and girls go get your mommies and daddies because you're about to be scared forever!)

Normal normal normal...

Then BAM!!!!

A bunch of boys moon us!!!!!

Moon means show off parts that should never be shown.

Somebody mooned me and I didn't like it, it was the size of a hairy adult sidekick!!!

And AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! It was huge!!

Only me and my brothers friend saw it.

We both dropped our mouth.

Then we started telling it to our moms.

After that we went outside and talked to someone else who saw it.

She said that his pants were just really low.

Than why was he pulling them down??!!

I didn't believe the lady.

After that we went home talking about it the whole way.

THE END.

P.S. A picture for this post is to disturbing.

And The Winner Is...

GUESS WHAT!!

Tonight is the night that I announce the winner of our competition!!!!!!

Both ideas got really close together but 1 just got a 1 more than the other one.

So before I announce the winner were going to do just one thing.

I've been wanting to write to posts but I never got the time so...

HERE'S POST NUMBER ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!

I call it The cooking man...

Just one or two weeks ago something terrible happened to my school.

When every kid got to school all the teachers were crying.

And almost every kid was freaked out.

So every kid had a normal day because the teachers wouldn't tell them what had happened.

Until right when my class was about to start math the principal came in.

Along with the two vice principals.

The principal sat down and said something bad which made almost everybody cry.

She said that our cook Richard (mans best friend) died last night.(I don't mean the night before this one)

Richard.

We loved him, he loved us.

He will always be a mans best friend...

THE END...

Now on with the competition.

And now the winner of the first annual X ZooMz competition is...

MY SECOND GRADE TEACHER MS. MARCELLA WITH THE IDEA OF INTERVIEWING!!!!!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS YOU DESERVE THIS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EVERYBODY GIVE HER AN APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOW ANOTHER APPLAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry Mirna you lose but since your the runner up what I'm going to give you is...

AN APPLAUSE FROM THE AUDIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you people for reading my blog.

Till next time...

READ MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!