Monday, April 26

School Stinks!!!!


I'm reading a book called The Mysterious Benedict Society.
And in this book 4 kids go on an adventure to save the young lives of other kids.
When they get this school they find many clues and strange things.
They are helped by some adults that are very helpful to them.
This school is a brain washing school that gets kids to get other kids to come to this school.
Everybody at this school has to be brain washed if they're messengers and want to work at this school when they grow up.
Kids get other kids to come here by television and radio.
But when the sender [leader of all this madness] brings up the power it goes straight to the kids minds.
What this story's lesson tome is that SCHOOL STINKS!!!!!!!!!
And I totally agree.
School is somewhere you learn and that is kind of like brain washing.
And at school you do things which makes your friends kind of think you're weird.
Like dancing and music.
When you dance everybody is seeing you and you feel nervous and that stuff.
And music well my class is learning how to play the recorder and what if your recorder is dirty and it squeaks?
Well people think it's you who's playing that sound for real.
They think you actually play like that and then they think...
Oh my god that kid plays horrible!!!!!
So there's my proof.
And it's long proof for one sentence.
SCHOOL STINKS!!!!!!!!

Thursday, April 8

Fred Finds A Creepy Doll

Cheese!!!!


Blah blah blah!!!!!!
My brother has been babbling about stuff that I don't think is true about cheese.
Like "YOU SHOULD EAT CHEESE!!"
I've already ate cheese in my life and I don't like it except for the pizza kind.
He also says "CHEESE IS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!"
I wouldn't know because I never looked at the back of a cheese packet and see how much
calories, fat, and sugar it had in it.
The weirdest thing my brother says about cheese is "CHEESE IS NOW A VEGETABLE!!!!!!"
I keep on telling him that cheese is not a vegetable but he would just pretend I wasn't there and keep on babbling about cheese.
My brother is obsessed with cheese even the character named cheese which is on the picture for this post.
Cheese cheese cheese!!!!!!!!!