Squirrels+Window+School=Bad!!

Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!!!

Before I start off this post I'm going to give a shout out to my aunt!!

"I DO NOT LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!! YOU'RE GOING TO GET IT DURING SUMMER!!!"

Sorry if you don't know what I mean, it's pretty personal!

Anyway let's start our story!!

On Monday it was recess time.

And since it was raining we had to watch a movie inside.

My school leaves the auditorium windows open for I don't know what reason!!!

So right when we were sitting down a SQUIRREL jumped in the window!!!

My friend said that its tail brushed against his leg!!!

Everybody was screaming and lifting their legs.

The teachers weren't sure if it had rabies or not so they had to move us outside.

Let me remind you, WE WERE IN THE RAIN!!!!!!

Everybody was soaking wet!

But it was so worth it if it was getting rabies instead.

Anyway some people say he was caught some people say he's still roaming in the school.

You never know!!

Anyway this is the end so...

PEOPLE OUT!!!!

Bieber Stories

Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!!!
Well this is my first Bieber Story in a very long time so lets get going!
(P.S. I haven't wrote this down or anything so I'm just making it up as I go!)


THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT EVEN THOUGH I'LL NEVER GO TO ONE IN MY ENTIRE LIFE UNLESS I HAVE A DAUGHTER WHEN I GROW UP AND SHE'LL FORCE ME TO GO BUT I'LL THINK JUSTIN BIEBER WILL BE TO OLD TO SING THEN SO I DON'T THINK I'LL EVER GO TO ONE OR MAYBE I'LL GET PUNISHED OR GROUNDED OR MY MOM WILL FORCE ME TO GO TO ONE ANYWAY LETS START THE STORY BECAUSE I BET YOU AND I ARE BOTH GETTING BORED.

Once upon a time a handsome young boy named People went to this Justin Bieber concert for no reason.
Anyhow here's how it went!
First out came Justin Bieber!!!!
Who first sang "I Fart, You Die"
Then he introduced a guest who's name was Will-i-die?
Of course the answer was "Yes"
So instead ADELE came out.
But next Cee-lo (The Lady Killer) came out and sadly yes sadly another star died.
R.I.P. ADELE!
Security came out and then bye bye Cee-lo!!
And yet only Justin Bieber stood alive on stage.
NA!
Not true!
Justin Bieber died 3 months ago.
THE END!!!!!

Cave Man Talk: My Cat (Savannah)

(Welcome to my first annual... CAVE MAN TALK!!!!!

Staring my cat!!)

Q. So, me wonder, how do you washing youself?

A. Meow.

Q. Sowwy, me no speak Spain!

A. MEOW!!!

Q. Wow! Me ow too!

A. Meow.

Q. Me no understand! You are a cat or a recorder?

A. Purr...

Q. Okay since you no answer! TALK SHOW DONE!

A. Meow... (Idiot!)

ELA

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!!!!

Before I start off this post about ELA'S, I want to talk about The Amazing World of Gumball!!!

I am not here to give more information, (that will be another day!!) but I am here talk about why only that post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know I have plenty of more posts that are equally interesting!!!

Anyhow, lets talk about ELA'S...

I have been getting all of them tests this month and it's so annoying!!!

I've already finished the ELA and the Math tests, but, you know they were super annoying and I still have the Science Test!!!

Tests are so annoying!!!

(Although I'm one of the smartest kids in my class!)

Don't call me a nerd or I will whip you!
Anyhow I think I got a decent score, I guess...
Well it's time to eat dinner!

PEOPLE OUT!!!

I'm Tired...

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!

I don't like cheese!

I LOVE chubby cheeks!

My friends call me Chubby Vampire.

If I was a vampire I would suck blubber!

One of my catch phrases is " When I stick my teeth into someone's neck, I like how the blubber gushes around my teeth!"

It's nasty but I don't care!!!

I AM PEOPLE!!!!!!

ENJOY.

Bye Bye, New School Yard

Hello all fans of this blog and non-fans.

See I thought of smart stuff during the break!!!

From now on instead of hello all fans of this blog, it will be hello all fans of this blog and non-fans!

Anyway...

On Saturday night some group of teenagers set fire to our school yard.

Our new school yard!!

Then some lady came to our room and told us about the future and what was going to happen.

What's going to happen is that they're going to try to find the group that did it.

Also we're going to going to get a new school yard.

And also they spray painted the door.

Well that's it!

Come back tomorrow for some more information, stories, and AWESOMENESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Lied!

Hello all fans and non-fans of this blog!
I said in my post from yesterday, that I would start publishing today.
I LIED!!!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
I actually meant next week!
I LIED!!!!!
And I will be starting a NEW segment called CAVE MAN TALK!!
They will be interviewing posts but written and said as a cave man!
Goodnight John Boy, goodnight PoppySeed, good night PINCHE GATO!
PEOPLE OUT!!!

HI!

HI!

I'm starting tomorrow!

JUSTIN BIEBER SUCKS!

A LOOK TO THE FUTURE!!!:

• ELA TESTS
• BIEBER STORIES
• SOCCER!!!!!!
• KICK BUTTS DAY
• BLOCK PARTY
• PHILADELPHIA!!
• MAXIMUM

AND A WHOLE LOT MORE ONLY ON...

XZOOMZ!!!!!