Stuff

Hello all fans of this blog!!!!!

Today I'm going to write about stuff.

I call it stuff because everything I'm about to tell you right now has nothing to with the next or the last.

So lets do it in order...

Story Number 1

It was a Wednesday.

And yes of course this has to do with ballroom dancing.

We were learning a new dance.

And in that dance the girl and the boy have their hands in front of them.

Then we go into the circle (everyone,) and out of the circle (everyone,) 2 times.

The first one in... GOOD!!

The first one out...GOOD!!

The second one in...

I punch another kid in the face!!

Good thing nobody noticed but me and him!!

Story Number 2

Well it was recess time.

Today we had the auditorium.

But since there was a singing group there we couldn't watch a movie and had to do our homework.

This week was Harvest Week.

That means everyday we do something special.

Today with a three emmy award winner Tom Chaplin!!!! (Maybe it wasn't a emmy but it was worth a lot of $)

When we were having recess he came up to the singing group and said hi.

Then he walked down the isle.

I put out my hand and said YO.

He then slapped my hand!!!!

You are reading writing from a guy who slapped Tom Chaplin's hand!!

I'm never washing this hand again!!!!!!

Story Number 3

When we left recess somebody poked me to look at a box.

It said "Class that reads succeeds"

But since there was a sticker that covered up the c and the l it said

"Ass that reads succeeds."

I can't believe Justin Bieber got his name on a box!!!

Story Number 4

When it was time for the concert with Tom Chaplin

I got in my seat.

But then right there in front of my face some one had vandalized...

Bob Was Here.

Who the heck is Bob!!??

And Bob wrote it like this...

s

bob wa^here.

Bob writes like Justin Bieber.

So those were my stories!

Bye bye!

Pretty Pink Princess Ponies!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!
Today I'm going to tell you about a new blog that I made.
It's called...
prettypinkprincessponies.blogspot.com
Oh don't get so bored that it has such a long name and that it's to girlie!!
It's more manlier than Justin Bieber!!
But...
This blog is mostly for kids because it will have videos and funny pictures on it!!
NO WRITING!!!!!
But kids if they want to read something they can come to this blog too!
So tell all your kids to visit this blog and that one!
Just remember one thing!!!
NO ADULTS OR JUSTIN BIEBER ALLOWED OWN PRETTY PINK PRINCESS PONIES EVER!!!
Unless you look at it to see if it's not age right for your kid...
Okay bye!!

P.S. Leave comments of ideas like of videos or pictures

TELL YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Changes, And Bieber Poem

Hello all fans of this blog!!

Today there is going to be 2 things that I will write about.

Now number one!

I'm going to be talking about changes.

Number two!

There will be a Bieber poem.

Lets start with changes...

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Here are some changes of this blog!!!

Number 1 =There will be a new template each Saturday!!!

Number 2=I will not write on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday!

Now to the Bieber Poem!!!!

Hello!

My name is Dr. Suess!

And here's my new story named

When Your Sad, That's Bad.

So here's my story!!!

Hey guy!

I need to cry.

It's that they won't let me into town, sigh...

I'm shy to ask.

Why can't I complete this task?

McDonalds and all the Ronald's can't too!

Your so spoiled and dumb why can't you? (Justin Bieber!!!!!)

Yes it's SCHOOL.

I think it's not cool.

And this girl!!

She makes me want to hurl!!

Yes I want to go to this place!

It's not my trace!

It's not my face!

I wish I had a beaver!

To slap Justin Bieber.

Oh God!!

This is odd.

I want to go to ATLANTIS!!!!!!!

But my MOM is afraid of the mantis. :(

THE END...

So how did you guys like my poem?

Okay remember if you guys haven't been checking my blog on a...

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or a Thursday be sure to look down at the other posts.

Bye bye!!

P.S. Whenever there's a Bieber story, poem, ect there will be that same picture.

Click Click Click Went The Camera

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Before we start todays story I have to tell you very bad news.

I've been getting really bad stats.

Like today I only got 12 hits!

And yesterday only 5!

So just to remind you to tell your friends.

And the story begins...

Yesterday something was happening.

Something big.

When me and my brother kept smiling...

Said Justin Bieber and we frowned.

Yes it's true!

But let's start from the beginning of the story.

Me and my brother were taking a photo shoot.

We were taking it because when we grow up my brother wants to be famous.

So we were thinking of sending pictures to Justin Bieber and he would say...

"Wow! I Can't believe it! There's some one that is actually better looking then me!"

And we would also send it to company's and see if they would hire us as models.

So when we got there we got into some clothes and the lady started taking pictures of us.

My brother went first.

Clicl click click the camera went.

Then it was my turn.

My brother said to me.

"Think of Justin Bieber's face. It helped me!"

So I thought of his face.

And I smiled and smiled and smiled.

Then it was time for the serious look.

We dressed fancy and didn't smile.

Actually she pretended to take a break and when I wasn't looking she took pictures of me.

Then we got into brother pictures.

And in the pictures my brother would squeeze my shoulder so hard.

What a brother!!

Then she took pictures running not with each other! (Thank God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

When I did it I was fine.

When my brother did it his hair was flying back!

So he got on a table and started to dance while she took pictures of him.

Then she asked him to jump of the table while she took a picture of him in mid-air.

Then it was time to go.

This photo shoot took about one hour.

It was really fun!!!

So all those people who want to e famous.

You know what the first thing is to do to become famous.

Get Justin Bieber out of Hollywood!!!

See ya!!!!

P.S. This picture was taking by a camera.

So This counts as the theme to this post.

Bieber Stories!!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Today I have a new segment, I call it...

BIEBER STORIES!!!!

So lets get right to the story now shall we?!

Once apon a poo...

There was a magical princess.

Her name was Princess J. Bieber.

But Princess J. Bieber had a problem.

When it was night time there were three moons.

Joe, Kevin, and Nick.

Those moons would play all night.

She couldn't fall asleep until 6:00.

That's three ours after her bedtime!!

So Princess J. Bieber went to her friend Standa Banana.

But she was no help!

All she tried to do was stand a banana.

Then Princess J. Bieber knew she had to this by herself!

She went to the three moons and said...

"HEY YOU LISTEN HERE!!! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO FALL ASLEEP FOR DAYS AND YOUR DUMB ROCK AND ROLL SONGS HAVE BEEN KEEPING ME AWAKE!!!!!!"

"Uh how is Marry Had A Little Lamb a rock and roll song?"

Nick said.

"I don't know! All I know is that I'm blaming you for my late sleep because you have better music than me!"

Princess J. Bieber said.

Then out of nowhere Standa Banana came out and said...

"HEY GUYS! I'VE FINALLY STOOD A BANANA! NOW I WANT YOU TO CALL ME STOODA BANANA!!!"

Then Stooda Banana left.

THE END

CREDITS

Princess J. Bieber (Justin Bieber)

Nick The Moon (Nick Jonas)

Joe The Moon (Joe Jonas)

Kevin The Moon (Kevin Jonas)

Standa Banana (Hannah Montana)

Stooda Banana (Miley Cyrus)

Well how do you people like my first annual Bieber Story?!!!!????!!!

Pretty good huh?

Well till next time!

Dislike Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!!!!

Interviewing my best friend!!!

Hello all fans of my blog!!!

Today I will show you the results of interviewing my friend!!!

Starting now!!!

Q: What do you do for a living? A: Soccer.

Q: What's your favorite animal? A: Cat.

Q: What's your favorite color? A: Blue.

Q: What's your hobby? A: Collecting bottle caps.

Q: What's your favorite book? A: Lord Of The Rings.

Q: What's your favorite movie? A: Lord Of The Rings. (Similar!!!!!!)

Q: Who's your favorite actor? A: Johnny Depp.

Q: Who's your least favorite singer? A: Justin Bieber. (GO PATRICK!!!!!)

Q: What's better than pizza? A: Chinese food. :(

Q: Who's shoes do I puke on? A: My brother's. :(

Q: What's a new show? A: Tower Prep. "It isn't so good." He says. :)

Q: What's your favorite template? A: A jungle.

Q: Do you like gym? A: Yes.

Q: Do know how to play the saxophone? A: A little.

Q: Do you like crepes? A: What the heck is that!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!???!!!??? :(

Q: What's hailing in your brain? A: That the author of this blog is MAD!!!!!!!!! :(

Well that is it for this post!!!

But I have two facts before I leave.

1=Justin Bieber stinks!!!!!

2=Clearly he doesn't read my blog!

Bye bye!!!!!!!

What's Better Than Pizza?

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Thank you guys for making ballroom dancing the first best post in one day!!!!!!

It has been my best record ever the ballroom dancing post.

So lets see if you can do the opposite with Justin Bieber!!!

And the same with this post!!!!

So today I'm going to ask you what is better than pizza?

Some of you say nothing because you hate pizza.

Well here's a comment.

Your Justin Bieber!!!!

Some you say nothing because you love pizza.

Well your wrong!

I know something that's better than pizza.

I'll tell you the first four letters.

P-o-o-p.

And its name is Justin Bieber!!!!!!!!!

No I'm kidding.

It doesn't start with poop only Justin Bieber does.

The first four letters are choc and the last letter is a.

It has two words in it.

The first word is chocolate.

And the last word is...

PIZZA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes its a Chocolate Pizza!!!!

With strawberry's on top!!!

You only can get it at Enoteca!!!!!!

(No you can't) :(

We are friends with one of the workers there so he gave us a special treat.

So that's all I have to say Chocolate Pizza!!!

Bye bye!!!! :)

P.S. People who think pizza is the worst thing ever are wrong!

Justin Bieber is!!!!!

Ballroom Dancing

Hello all fans of this blog!!

Today I'm going to tell you one of the most interesting things in the world!! (for adults!)

Ballroom dancing!!!!!

Or as I call it in my class ballroom standing.

I call It ballroom standing because today when I did it we learned a step that so confusing most of the kids were just standing there.

If you saw Extreme Makeover last night than you would've seen that the famous person was a ballroom dancer!!!!

I do this stuff in my school where I have no choice to do unless I want to get a 1. (A 1 is the worst score and you get left back if you get one.)

My brother said if I didn't do want to do it I would have to do a 500 page report on ballroom dancing. (He was wrong!!!)

Before we started everyone had nightmares about it.

When we started it everyone didn't like it!

Than on the 4th 5th class they started to like it!!!

It's like I'm in a new world!!

The only dance I know worse than ballroom dancing is Justin Bieber's!!!!!

You'll get use to the Justin Bieber things in a couple of days.

I'll pretty much do it at least once in every post.

There only two parts I like in ballroom dancing.

1= When we leave.

2=When our teacher puts on the song Freak Out!

And it's really humiliating when the next class arrives soon or we leave late.

They see us in escort position.

That's when were holding arms with a girl to leave.

But there's also more girls than boys.

The teachers dance with us as boys (they're girls) so that leaves at least one girl dancing alone with a ghost partner.

And when we're in escort position some boys have to walk out with two girls!

Isn't one Justin Bieber enough?

Good thing I don't get a second partner!

There shoes would be covered in puke before the even got in line.

So there's my story about Justin Bieber.

Rock Out!!!!!!!!

P.S. No Justin Bieber you can not rock out!

Cartoon Networks New Shows

Hello all people of this blog!!!

I can't believe it to but it's true this is the third post I've done today.

Today I'm going to make a list of Cartoon Networks new shows.

1-MAD

2-Regular Show

3-Tower Prep

4-Fire Breather

5-Hole In The Wall

6-Sym-Bionic Titan

7-Scooby Doo And The Curse Of The Lake Monster

Those are the Cartoon Network 7 new shows.

See ya!

Templates!!!!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

I'm going to add something new to this blog.

Every Saturday I'm going to change the template starting today.

Like last week I had a bull place template and this week I have a surf template.

And I'm going to put up a poll to let you vote for the new back rounds!

Well I'll try to remember to it.

Well how do you like my new idea?

So thank you for reading this post.

Bye bye!

P.S.

There is a post below this that is new.

Sorry!!!

Sorry guys!

Yesterday I got really mad at my family so I locked the blog.

But now I unlocked it and everybody's allowed on it.

Since my brother is in middle school he got his own computer yesterday.

But I didn't!

This stinks!

Sorry about the short post!

SORRY!!

1st gym bad, 2nd gym worse,3rd gym worst of all!!!!

Hello all fans of xzoomz!

This story happened to me right now so lets begin!!

Today was my favorite day of the week, Thursday.

I love it so much because I have three gym periods.

One for recess,one for my whole class, and one after school.

The morning was just like any other morning.

Than came recess.

When I played a game called Knock Out.

I tied with a girl because a person who was out mistakenly got ahold of the girls ball and wouldn't give it back.

That gave me time to win the game.

We were about to play a replay but we ran out of time.

Then everybody got up in my grill claiming I was a cheater.

I didn't give the ball to the kid!

So that was proof that I didn't cheat.

But since it wasn't fair, me and the girl said it was a tie.

The next gym nothing went wrong.

Only the fact the fact that we got there late and missed a game of dodgeball!!!

Finally the third gym.

My favorite gym of the three.

Nothing can go wrong!

Or can it?

When we got upstairs we started to play Money Ball.

My favorite game ever.

When the game started we raced for balls and you know threw them at each other.

Then there was a point where there was only two people on the other side and all our players but one on our team.

The other team brought out their money ball.

If that money ball hits you then all the other teams players come back in and that person who got hit by the ball gets out.

But if our team catches the other teams ball in air than we win the game.

The other team threw the money ball straight for me.

I fell back words to dodge the ball.

My head hit the floor with a bang!!!

They got me out and all their players back in.

I started to cry.

The teacher ran and got me an ice pack.

I sat down and missed half of the game.

Then they put me in for the last 10 minutes of the game.

There was two people on the other team.

In five minutes I caught one of their balls my head still dizzy from the fall.

Then it was six people on my team against one on their team.

The only problem was that that person was the hardest and best thrower in the class.

Then my teacher called out one more minute!!!

He kept on using the money ball.

He had the other four balls too so the only chance to win was to catch the ball.

He threw it.

He missed us and we didn't catch the ball.

The second time...

I dropped down.

I caught the ball.

No it fell out of my hands!

But it went straight back into my hands too.

I caught the ball!!!

This proves that Adam Sandler was wrong.

There are happy endings.

See what money can do?

I blame this bad luck on Justin Bieber!!!!

THE END

Saxophone!!!

Hello all fans of this blog!!!

Today is a true story that just happened yesterday!!

My school has something called band!

Only 4th and 5th graders are aloud to do it so I was really excited because it was my first time.

When my brother did band he said it was terrible.

Of course he got kicked out in the third week.

So I was worried.

I went down stairs to my saxophone group, and guess what only one of my friends were in that group!

All my other friends joined drums thinking it was all cool!

When we finished lunch we went up to the stage place.

Where our teacher showed us how to prepare the saxophone and gave us tools.

He didn't teach us anything just gave us our tools (not the music sheet yet) and showed us how to fix it. (For the second time just in case you have amnesia.)

Then it was time to go back to our rooms.

That thing was so heavy I started to sweat before I even left the room!

At the end of the day I was aloud to leave at 4:30 or wait till my mom was here at 5:00.

I picked to wait for her.

When she got here she picked up the saxophone and started to walk home.

Ahhhhhh the cool air.

And for my mom ahhhh the sweet wetness! (Also known as the sweat on her forehead.)

When we got home I started practicing.

I had never played before so I was really bad, almost worse than Justin Bieber.

Well there's my story!

Hope you enjoyed it!

See Ya!

Hail the Hail

Hello all xzoomz fans!!!!

If you live in America then maybe you saw the hail.

Justin Bieber I told you not to show Mother Nature your face.

My back yard was covered in hail!

It was covered in hail so much I could go ice skating on the thing!

It was stinky because it stated to hail when my show was on so my show got blacked out!

When it finally went off my show was over and I had to go to bed.

Good thing Mother Nature has vines on her ears because if she had heard Justin Bieber!

No hail only Hurricane Earl!

Why did they have to give such a strong thing a name that sounds like an eel with a mustache?

No offense Earls girls dig mustaches!

Leaves went all over the place!!

Our street has a Gingko tree and now our block smells like poo!!!

I feel really bad for the college named U. Of Pen.

So everyone you know what you got to do.

Hail the hail!

Peace out my homies!

Crepe's

Hello fellow fans!!

Today I was eating breakfast at a diner and I got something called crepes.

Last time I had crepes I was in Greece.

A crepe is a pastry that has a type of fruit or ice cream in it, it has chocolate sauce on top of it and whipped cream.

It is one of the most delicious things in the world.

So remember next time whenever you go to a diner and they have crepes get them!!

Sorry this post is so short!!

Bye bye!!

This Poopy Hotel.

Hello all of my fans !!!!!

As you know it's the day before Columbus Day.

And on Saturday my brother, my mom, my brothers friend, the friends mom, and me went to Montauk a place in Long island.

We went to the counter guy and he called the manager.

The manager was really short and grumpy.

He trudged up the stairs and showed us our room.

We wanted an ocean view but there wasn't one available until 7:00. (It was 4:00!)

Me and my brothers friend sat on the bed and he said in a grumpy voice OFF OFF!!!!

Then he wiped the bed thinking we had butt germs!

After that, my brother needed to go pee.

He was about to go in the bathroom when the man said "OUT! OUT! Go down stairs in the lobby!

My brother went down stairs like he did something wrong.

Then we decided to stay in that room.

When we went to sleep the pillows felt like they had metal in them.

I slept like baby!

(I threw the pillow to the ground)

The next day we moved to another room.

The room was amazing!!!!!

It had real pillows!!!

THE END.