Monday, May 21

Movie Review: Dark Shadows


Q: Is it a fact that Johnny Depp is in every Tim Burton film?
A: YES!

Rating: PG-13
Time: 113 min

Anyways this movie is one of those movies where it had a lying commercial that made it look so good! So props to the person who made the trailer!
This is such a Tim Burton film! It looks like it’s going to be funny but then out of nowhere BLAM! Johnny Depp slaughters a whole bunch of hippies!
In the end of the movie there is this whole fight and it’s just so freaky and so stupid at the same time!
This movie is one of those movies where it’s expected what’s going to happen and when it’s not expected it’s stupid!
There are some cute jokes but even though I put this in comedy even though it looks funny, 9/10 of it’s serious or just not funny.
And the wigs that they wear are SO FAKE! It’s like they have a budget of 100$
There are lots of special effects with everything!
This make look like it may be for kids, it’s not. It’s all about love, mating and slaughtering people.
It’s one of the worst Tim Burton films probably ever.
This is not a heart-warming movie. It’s the opposite.
I recommend this movie to anyone who hates life or doesn’t know a good movie.
Rating=4.5
Next movie is new and FUNNY!

2 comments:

  1. ROFL: "I recommend this movie to anyone who hates life or doesn’t know a good movie."

    I like the way you write!

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  2. Not all Tim Burton movies are bad!!!! Really, he's one of my favorites. But a lot of people say this movie kind of sucks, so I'm not going to see it. I wonder what happened to Tim Burton's talent...

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