Movie Review: The Three Stooges

Dumb, Dumb and Dumber.

Rating: PG
Time: 92 min

This movie was about three stupid guys that are just so dumb!
It is based on an old show that was pretty funny... sometimes.
But what I was so suprised about this movie is how they got people that sounded just like the real three stooges.
This was a movie about pranks and pranks.
But what it does is that it influences younger kids to go and hit each other!
This 5 year old boy behind me was punching the air.
There is no lesson and the plot is easy to get but still is the worst plot ever!
Sofia Veragara is the bad person in this movie and she was the worst character and worst acting in it!
She was what made me dislike the movie more.
There's this part where she turns to trade on everyone and it's just very confusing.
The acting is okay and the solution was found in the toilet.
There are some funny moments though.
But at the end of the movie they say this thing about this was done by people who have been trained and that.
This movie is good for kids 11-0 and foreigners.
Rating...


6.0


The next movie got 200 million on opening weekend.

Movie Review: The Pirates Band Of Misfits

I just can't help it.
But when there's claymation I get sucked in faster then the speed of light.

Rating: PG
Time: 88 min

When I saw Chicken Run immediately fell in LOVE with it.
So when I heard about this new movie I knew I HAD to see it!
When I went into this movie I was like "this movie's going to be amazing and I'm going to love it!)
And when I came out I was satisfied with 99% of what I wanted!
This movie was like Chicken Run so much that I already knew what was going to happen.
The bad guy always lies and then you figure out that the bad guy is doing something much worse.
So if you've seen Chicken Run a million times like I have then this movie will predictable.
But that isn't all bad, it just means that this movie you're not really going to get a BANG!
But this movie was great!
The humor was great and the characters were great!
Charles Darwin is in this movie and he is amazing!
There's a monkey in this movie that is hilarious!
The whole plot in general is fantastic.
This movie is a great movie for kids and also for parents!
This movie in general is exactly what you want it to be!
So my rating is...


9.0


Anyways tomorrows movie is a old show of three DUMBO'S!

Movie Review: Wrath Of The Titans

Before Percius had a terrible movie and terrible hair.
Now he has more realistic hair and a son.
What could possibly go wrong?

Rating: PG-13
Time: 99 min

Wrath Of The Titans is a sequel to its prequel Clash Of The Titans.
This one brings you all new characters and DEMONS!
It's like Percius 7 years later from the first movie.
I don't know if that's how you spell his name.
This movie was one of those movies where a brother hates his sibling who is a bad guy.
It's kind of like Jack and Jill but they're not twins and they're trying to kill each other.
Like the first movie this movie goes bye super fast.
A lot happens and the writer knows how to cram it into 99 min when it deserves like 135min.
The war passes bye like that and spoiler alert it doesn't take long for Percius to kill that giant lava monster at the end of the commercial.
The women in this movie Rosamund Pike, I think they want her to be an important character but no one really notices her.
This movie is a little predictable but I think only at the end.
I think not everybody did great in this movie but in the end it was pretty good because there wasn't any boring parts except when they talk and you don't what they mean.
Anyways my rating for this movie is...


6.5

Movie Review: Mirror Mirror

Mirror mirror on the wall, YOU ARE A REALLY FREAKY VERSION OF JULIA ROBERTS!

Rating: PG
Time: 106

Mirror Mirror was a copy of the original Snow White.
Just the difference it's not DISNEY!!
HUH!!??
And it is also one out of TWO snow white movies this year!!!!
Anyways lets get started with the review.
First, snow white, she is an okay actress.
Too happy all the time!
In the beginning of the movie Julia Roberts is speaking in an English accent and 5 minutes later in American.
There are some times when the movie gets really boring.
The end is cheesy and a lot of it is also cheesy.
Anyways my rating for this movie is...


4.0


The next movie is a sequal to its first and the first was terrible!!!

Q: Cartoon Network At School? A: Yes

hello persons!
so you know how my mom works at CN?
if you didn't well now you do!
well anyways, my school does this thing that parents can come into the school and give a lesson about where they work.
and my mom did it and it was AWESOME!!

People are calling it
"THE BEST EVER!"
and
"I FEEL BAD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T GET TO GO, THEY MISSED OUT ON A LOT!!!!!!!!"
and even other parents are saying,
" NOW OUR LITTLE BOY ACTUALLY LIKES SCHOOL! THANKS PEOPLE, THANKS CN!"

yes yes!
it was the best!
what we did was my moms friend set up a little power point and in that power point was 2 episodes of gumball.
we watched all of that and then she gave each kid a little toy.
it was awesome!
anyways i have to go!
see ya!

School Yard Force Feild

hello persons.
today I feel like talking about me and not movies.
in my school yard they have a problem with the roof.
so the gov is paying 9 million to get it fixed.
so what the people who are fixing it did was surround the whole school with scaffolding.
so now you only see poles when you look out the window.
and another thing is that they took up half of the schoolyard so they can put their materials!
they stink.
this thing takes 18 months.
good thing june is my last month here.
this school kinda stunk already so this just makes it stink more.
when you think it couldn't get worst, there you go!
anyways i have to go, SEE YA!

Movie Review: 50/50

Whup di doo, here comes the drama queen!

Rating: R
Time: 100 min

50/50 is a strange movie.
I thought it would be funnier, wasn't.
I thought it would be better, wasn't.
This is a movie where the trailer lies to you.
I guess it was well written, but there was this one part where he gets really angry at his friend, that part was terrible
His relationship with his therapist is really cute and the actors are really good.
The camera shots were good but not the best and this movie is full of relationships.
With his therapist, with his mom, with his friend, with his girl friend.
So I would give this movie a...


7.0


Anyways thanks for reading, bye.