Movie Review: G.I. Joe Retaliation

So the first one sucked.
And they made a second one.
If they had a terrible first one, why would they make a second one?
The world may never know!
(It was for the money.)

Rating: PG-13
Time: 110 min
Stars: Dwayne (The Rock) Johnson, Bruce Willis

Welcome to the terrible world of Bruce Willis!!!
Let me start telling you some fun facts about this wonderful man!
In 1988 he stared in his best movie ever called Die Hard!
Sure he's been in many other great movies like Pulp Fiction, but that's not what I'm talking about!
We started off 2013 with a hope to see him return awesomely in Die Hard 5!
He returned.
And then we saw the trailer for this movie and even though we knew the movie was going to suck like the first we still hoped for Bruce Willis to show his awesomeness!
He showed up.
That's it.
And let me just say something about the white ninja guy.
People call him Storm Shadow.
BTW!
THIS IS A SPOILER ALERT FOR THE FIRST MOVIE!!!
In the first film, Storm Shadow dies.
Snake Eyes stabs him and he falls into like an icy watery death.
And that's the end of it.
But in this movie, he magically appears!
No scars, no death, no nothing!!!
And guess what else this dumb director did!
SPOILER ALERT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!!!
He killed the main character from the first one!
And in like 20 minutes too!
Duke, NOOOOOOO!!!!!! :*(
END OF ALL SPOILERS!!!!!!
Anyways that's it!
So let's get to the review!!
So the plot in this film is that the G.I. Joes are like banned from being alive and stuff.
So they have to stop the Cobra's who are basically the government at this point.
You see all of this in the trailer!
Anyways what was good in this movie?
The action's pretty cool!
I mean with awesome fight scenes and stuff.
Also the weapons are AWESOME.
Some guy named Bruce Willis has an awesome but load of them!
But not only is the weapons and action awesome, also the gadgets!!
Which are pretty much weapons, so yeah...
That's kind of sad.
The only good thing about this film was the gadgets.
And a little action.
Fail...
So what wasn't good about this movie?
The acting.
Personally I think that The Rock is a terrible actor.
He should have just stuck to WWE.
And the comedic timing is also very stupid and bad!
The screen is black and your hearing all these war and explosion and gun stuff.
Then the black goes off and it's just the two war people playing video games.
That was terrible.
AND THE EDITING IN THIS MOVIE WAS ALSO VERY BAD!!!!
I usually don't talk about this stuff because usually there's nothing to talk about, but this movie had terrible editing!
It kept on switching views very fast and soon and it gave me a huge headache!
The 3D didn't help either.
So in the end, this movie is a waste of money!
It's predictable and not even worth the price on rent.
Don't see this movie!!
But do see this movie if you're a person who loves to waste money on things that suck!!
Score=4.0